Education About Education

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”



Today a little education about education.

First I’ll crunch some numbers, as I like to do.

4,726 = the number of colleges and universities United States.

$589 billion =  the amount spent by students annually.

Of that figure,

$393 billion = tuition fees, and

$196 billion = expenses like travel and housing.

538% = the percentage increase of the cost of a college education over the past three decades.

4.5 = the number times more expensive it is to go to college today than it was back in 1985, even allowing for inflation.

So is the cost worth it?

Does the education system make sense?

The vast majority of Americans never even consider these important questions. They are fixated on their kids going to college – end of debate.

Whether they have the ability or not, or whether it is the right career path for them or not, if the parents can afford it and/or the kids can get a student loan (which they usually can) then they go to college.

But there is a heavy cost to pay, as we have just seen above. By the time they graduate 70% of students are lumbered with a loan balance averaging $28,400. Nationwide in the US, student loan debt now sits at a staggering $1.2 trillion, which is nearly 50% higher than all the outstanding auto-loan debt, and almost double credit card debt.

student loan debt

While it is true that college graduates have more opportunities to earn more than those without a degree, the number of those good paying jobs is limited. Most college graduates have to settle for a lot less that they were planning for when they started that expensive college education.

What is often forgotten is that there are many other opportunities out there in the workplace for someone who spends their time and money learning a trade or a skill. A friend of mine who is a plumber earns many times more than many of his contemporaries with college degrees and office jobs.

In fact, since more and more young Americans are turning their noses up at manual type jobs and opting for expensive colleges, there will soon be a shortage of essential trades such as plumbers, electricians and so forth, making those jobs even more lucrative than they are now.

Food for thought for the future perhaps.





One Of Today’s Facts Is Really A No Brainer!

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Yes, one of today’s facts in a ‘no-brainer’, but hopefully interesting as well.

There are lots of others too on a range of unrelated subjects.

So peruse at you leisure and….



did you know4


April 4, June 6, October 10 and December 12

will all fall on the same day of the week in any year.

These days are called ‘doomsdays’,

and they are meant to help calculate

the day of the week of any given date.

In 2014 the doomsdays were all on Fridays

whereas 2015’s doomsdays are all on Saturday.

2015 calendar



Milton Hershey,

the man creator of one of the

greatest chocolate bars of all time,

had tickets to be on the Titanic,

but changed his plans and did not go.

Milton Hershey



The oldest Egyptian pyramid is

believed to be the Pyramid of Djoser

which was built in the Saqqara Necropolis

during the 27th century BC.

However, the Pyramid of Khufu

(also known as Great Pyramid of Giza

or the Pyramid of Cheops) is the largest,

its original height being 146.5 meters (481 feet)

(the current height is 138.8 meters (455 feet)).

Pyramid of Djoser



A child born in Sweden in 1991 was named


Which his parents said was pronounced ‘Albin’.

The name was meant as a protest

against Swedish naming laws.

The parents were fined 5,000 kronor

in 1996 (roughly 740 U.S. Dollars).




A polar bear’s stark white fur

is not exactly what it appears to be

because their hair follicles are transparent,

hollow tubes which reflect whatever

light surrounds them.

When their fur takes on a yellowish

or greenish tint it is due to age and dirt,

while the greenish color is caused by

algae that can grow on polar bear fur

in unnaturally warm and humid environments.

polar bear’s stark white fur



On Mars

there is something that looks exactly

like either a really tall humanoid statue.

Mars humanoid statue



The heart pumps blood to almost all

of the body’s 75 trillion cells,

only the corneas receive no blood supply.

heart pumps blood



About one hundred hours of video

are uploaded to YouTube every single minute.

In other words, more videos are uploaded

to YouTube in two months

than the three major US networks

created in sixty years.

hundred hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute



The Aston Martin factory has a

robot nicknamed the ‘James Bonder’.

That is used to apply adhesives that

bond aluminum body panels together.




The term ‘No-brainer’ is a relatively modern

phrase used to describe making a very easy decision.

One of the earliest sources for it comes from an

issue of the Lethbridge Herald of 1968

which stated about an ice hockey coach:

“He’d break in on a goalie and the netminder

would make one of those saves that our

manager-coach, Sid Abel, calls ‘a no-brainer.’ ”




The world’s quietest room is -9 decibels,

so quiet you can hear the blood

flowing in your own body!

The silence of the room can cause

hallucinations, and the longest anyone

has ever spent in the room is 45 minutes.

world's quietest room



The average person produces about

half a liter of fart gas per day

or about 14 farts worth on average.

Some have been clocked at speeds of 10ft per sec.






When a person becomes very stressed,

anxious or scared the frontal lobe of the

brain can sometimes be overridden which

can make you feel the need to pee

at that moment or more frequently.

Hence sayings like such and such  ..

”scared the piss out of me.”

need to pee



In the Home Alone movie

Buzz’s girlfriend was not a girl at all,

she/he was the art director’s son

made up to look like a girl.

They thought using a real girl’s photo

would be too cruel for an actual teenage girl.

Buzz’s girlfriend



Kelsey Grammar sings and plays the piano

for the theme song of Frasier.





Fun Fact File Day!!!

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Yes, welcome to another fun fact file day when the fasab archives are opened up to reveal a startling array of random facts that you probably didn’t know and didn’t need to.

But here they are anyhow.

I hope you enjoy.


did you know2


During your lifetime,

you will eat about 60,000 pounds of food,

that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

Cartoon Elephant Clip Art


Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine.

His parents thought he might be retarded.

But he turned out to be relatively smart!



Gilligan of Gilligan’s Island had a first name

that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show.

His first name was Willy.

The skipper’s real name on Gilligan’s Island is Jonas Grumby.

It was mentioned once in the first episode

on their radio’s newscast about the wreck.



If you toss a penny 10,000 times,

it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950.

The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.



In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa

completely out of toast.



Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

(But only when you really surprise them!)

penguin jump


The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

The average bank CEO loses at least $1 billion – and gets a bonus for doing it!)

bank teller


The Earth weighs around

6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.



The name for Oz in the “Wizard of Oz”

was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum,

looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z,

hence “Oz.”

2 drawer filing cabinet


The reason firehouses have circular stairways

is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses.

The horses were stabled on the ground floor

and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

firehouse stairs


The Sanskrit word for “war” means “desire for more cows.”




The word “Checkmate” in chess

comes from the Persian phrase “Shah Mat,”

which means “the king is dead”.



The word “modem” is a contraction

of the words “modulate, demodulate.”

(MOdulate DEModulate)



Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor,

was afraid of the dark.

Thomas Edison



Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.



Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal,

and Betty Rubble’s maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.



Mars is the home of Olympus Mons,

the largest known volcano in our solar system

Olympus Mons v Everest
Size comparison – Olympus Mons v Everest


There are six million parts in the Boeing 747-400.



Japanese research has concluded that

moderate drinking can boost IQ levels

(Sometimes you just know when scientific results are accurate.)



In 1960 there were 16,067 gambling slots in Nevada.

By the end of the century, 1999, this number rose to 205,726 slots

which would be one slot for every 10 people residing there.

slot machines




The Primary Responsibility For A Child’s Education Is Apparent.

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Yes, that’s right, The primary responsibility for a child’s education is apparent.

But everyone’s education would not be complete without a healthy dose of puns.

Always here to help, here’s today’s selection.




I went into a fancy dress shop and asked the woman

working there if they had any ghost costumes.

She said “We don’t sell those, I’m afraid.”

Stupid woman. They’re not that scary.





French Chef commits suicide after critic’s attack.

After further investigation it turns out

he simply lost the huile d’olive.




I went to a really posh school.

In fact, the school was so posh that the Gym was called James.

gym cartoon



I have a friend who’s half Indian.


half indian



Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on

and approve of at the same time.




My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.

She said, “I’m sick of it. You actually believe that you’re a Transformer.

It’s stupid. I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you.”

I said, “But, Baby, I can change.”

She said, “There you go again!”




I put a couple of ‘t’s in my beer last night.

I think it made it better.




Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?

air and space museum



I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom.

You know, to make it more classy.

school desk



I was only young when I learned to count.

It was odd at first, even then.




In a cave, I found pictures of women’s breasts,

but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me.

Damn booby trap.




I make £1,000,000 a month cleaning Windows.

I invented Norton Anti-virus.




My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday.

I couldn’t find the words to thank them.




I never let my children watch big band performances on TV.

Too much sax and violins.




There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk.





Einstein eventually developed a theory about space.

And it was about time too.




I’m so broke at the moment that all I can

afford to eat are herbs my mate has lent me.

I’m living on borrowed thyme.




I’ve just seen a group on Facebook called, ‘I hate feet’.

Obviously these people are fans of the metric system.




Talking to her about computer hardware,

makes my mother board.




My wife has packed her bags and gone –

just because of my fetish with touching pasta.

I’m feeling cannelloni right now.





Did You Know…. Another Random Selection Of Facts From The Fasab Files

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More from the fascinating fact file.

Here are a few more things that you didn’t know you didn’t know.



did you know 5


There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

change for a dollar



A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye

can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.

So the book is wrong!

500 shades of gray.


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit 

–  especially by her parents!



If you plant an apple seed,

it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree

of a different type of apple.

apple tree.


Andorra, a tiny country between France & Spain,

has the longest average lifespan:

83.49 years.



“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick”

is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

tongue twister.


‘Duff’ is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.



Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.



Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

lincoln ghost.


Only female mosquitoes bite.

mosquito female.


The past-tense of the English word “dare” is “durst”

past tense.


Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”

friday the 13th.


Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

(and ninety percent of that ninety percent have no clue where they are going!)

NY cabbies rogues.


The volume of the earth’s moon is the same

as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.



The New York phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII.

The New York phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.

phone book.


King Louis XIX ruled France for about 15 minutes 

–  he succeeded with abdication of Charles X

only to abdicate in favor of Henry V.



Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves

when they rode past their king.

This custom has become the modern military salute.

armored knight.


Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

(and all new babies look just like him, except your own of course!)

 Churchill babies




Some say puns are the lowest form of Hugh Moore…….whoever he is???

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Yes, pun day again! The jokes you love to pretend to hate.

They are a bit like quicksand, the more you struggle the harder it is to get away from them.

Take my advice and just sit back and enjoy.



Ever since my mate directed his first movie, he’s been a nightmare at parties.

He’s always creating a scene.




I retired yesterday after working for 30 years on a conveyor belt.

It was a very moving experience.

conveyor belt



My parents are forcing me to wear a turban because of my religion.

It makes me sikh.




My wife cost me a fortune when I took her out for a meal yesterday.

Take my advice. Never put A la carte before the horse.

a la carte



I bought some cheap glasses.

They’re fiver optics.




I can’t think of any boat puns.





What’s the difference between Oxfam and Islam?

Oxfam is a non profit organisation.

non profit



If ignorance is bliss,

why are McDonald’s staff never happy?

mcdonalds cartoon



A friend of mine dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water

….I think he meant well.




I don’t approve of political jokes.

I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

political jokes



Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

cartoon marriage



In case you’re wondering, I don’t suffer from insanity;

I enjoy every minute of it.





Stupid Quiz Show Answers

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Regrettably I think we are coming close to end of my supply of stupid quiz show answers. It has been a good series and actually lasted a lot longer than I first thought. And some of them have been very amusing as well. All in all it has been well received.

I’ll call this the penultimate selection. It may contain some repeats, but they made me laugh when I read them again and if they do that then I hope they may do the same for you too.




Q. What “U” are the Eastern Europeans who originated the tradition of painting Easter eggs?

A.  Yugoslavians


Q.  What “S” is the nearest star to the earth?      

A.  Saturn

Q.  Name a drink you recognize by its smell      

A.  Potatoes


Q.  Something a husband and wife should have separate of       

A.  Parents

Q.  Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved

A.  Stamp collecting

stamp collector dilemma



Q.  Name a word that starts with the letter Q      

A.  Cute

Q.  Name a signer of the Declaration of Independence   

A.  Thomas Edison


Q.  Something that lets a burglar know that a house is unoccupied         

A.  No people in the house

Q.  Like “sugar bowl”, a bowl that’s named for the substance it contains

A.  Toilet bowl

toilet bowl

Q.  Name a fictional island        

A.  Rhode Island

Q. Name one of Santa’s reindeer

A.  Nixon


Q.  Name a beverage you stir before drinking    

A.  Water

Q.  Name the heaviest item in your house

A.  600 pounds


Q.  Something starting with “egg”          

A.  Excellent

A.  Eggland

Q.  Name an actor who played a gangster

A.  Al Capone

al copone

Q.  Name a character from the movie Aladdin    

A.  Jihad

Q.  Name something with claws 

A.  Christmas


Q.  A man’s name that starts with the letter “P”   

A.  Porcupine

Q.  Name a pie that does not contain fruit

A.  Lemon Meringue



Q.  Name a room in the house where the family gathers  

A.  Bathroom