“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, pun day again! The jokes you love to pretend to hate.
They are a bit like quicksand, the more you struggle the harder it is to get away from them.
Take my advice and just sit back and enjoy.
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Ever since my mate directed his first movie, he’s been a nightmare at parties.
He’s always creating a scene.
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I retired yesterday after working for 30 years on a conveyor belt.
It was a very moving experience.
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My parents are forcing me to wear a turban because of my religion.
It makes me sikh.
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My wife cost me a fortune when I took her out for a meal yesterday.
Take my advice. Never put A la carte before the horse.
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I bought some cheap glasses.
They’re fiver optics.
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I can’t think of any boat puns.
Canoe?
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What’s the difference between Oxfam and Islam?
Oxfam is a non profit organisation.
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If ignorance is bliss,
why are McDonald’s staff never happy?
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A friend of mine dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water
….I think he meant well.
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I don’t approve of political jokes.
I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
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Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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In case you’re wondering, I don’t suffer from insanity;
I enjoy every minute of it.
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