I. O. U. A. Vowel

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

If you add a couple of consonants to one of those vowels you get PUN, which is rather convenient because today is pun day.

You know what’s next.

Enjoy or endure!!

.

rofl

.

I really love my fanbase…

without it my fan would fall over.

fan with base

.

.

When people ask me

what my best quality is,

I always tell them my second best

quality is being mysterious.

mysterious

.

.

Communicating with Native Americans

… it’s easy when you know How.

Native Americans greeting

.

.

I don’t care what people say,

I’m a terrible psychiatrist.

I don't care cartoon

.

.

My friend was in a go kart race and

kept going even after all his wheels fell off.

It was a tireless effort

go kart race

.

.

I got so excited in French lessons that

sometimes “oui” would come out

cartoon excited

.

.

If you want to know how to see without glasses,

I’ve got some good contacts.

CONTACT-LENS-CASE-570

.

.

To all you letters that

want to be before

p in the alphabet,

join the q.

Q

.

.

Walk in fridges.

Pretty cool.

Walk-In-Fridge

.

.

Everybody has an ego,

mine is just bigger and  better.

ego_by_einstein

.

.

Trees can break wind

(and they’re not the only ones!)

tree windbreak

.

.

Four thieves were robbing a music

store when the cops turned up.

The first grabbed all the pop CDs and ran off.

The second grabbed the rock CDs and also ran off.

The third grabbed the Jazz and followed suit.

The fourth was forced to take the rap.

.

.

==============================

.

 

Some Baby Facts Included Today.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Yes, baby facts and a lot of grown up facts too in this selection.

Hope you find something of interest.

Enjoy.

.

did you know2

.

In spite of their crying sounds,

babies tears don’t begin to flow until they

are around 4 to 13 weeks old.

 baby crying

.

.

Anne Parrish, an American writer was browsing

in a Paris bookstore one day when she came across

a book called, ‘Jack Frost and Other Stories’.

She began to tell her husband how she loved

the book when she was a child.

He took the book, opened it,

and inside the cover were written the words

“Anne Parish, 209 N Weber Street, Colorado”.

 Anne_Parrish,_children's_author,_head_shot

.

.

The Titanic had its own newspaper

called The Atlantic Daily Bulletin.

 The Atlantic Daily Bulletin

.

.

The term ‘Geek’ first showed up in northern Britain

in 1876, when it was used to refer to a fool.

Americans tweaked the meaning and by 1957 it meant

‘an unsociable and over-diligent student’.

Of course, once computers turned up in the 80’s,

‘geek’ took on a second meaning as

‘an expert in computers or science’.

 Bill_Gates_Paul_Allen_1981

.

.

The first modern lighter was invented by

German chemist Johann Wolfgang Dobereiner in 1823,

three years BEFORE the match was invented

by John Walker in England.

 Johann Wolfgang Dobereiner

.

.

One of the most iconic military vehicles of all time has to

be the Willys MB Jeep, manufactured from 1941 to 1945.

This small four-wheel drive utility vehicle has

a maximum speed of up to 65 mph (105 km/h)

and an operational range of 300 miles (almost 500 km).

It was used by several countries in WWII,

including the US, UK, France and the Soviet Union.

 Willys MB Jeep

.

.

Technically Europe is not a continent,

it’s separation from Asia was actually a Greek idea.

 Europe map

.

.

While filming Lord of the Rings

in the mountains of New Zealand,

Sean Bean refused a helicopter ride to a set

that was high in the mountains

due to his fear of flying.

He instead hiked up to the set

in his full Boromir armor

every day that they shot up there.

 boromir

.

.

In Indonesia the government has restricted some

lanes of traffic to only cars with 3 or more people

to try to cut down overcrowding on the roads.

Some poor people from the city outskirts

take advantage of this law by offering drivers a

Professional Hitchhiker service,

so they can drive in the fast lanes.

 Indonesia traffic jam

.

.

Genghis Khan believed that a man could be measured

by the number of children he fathered

and consequently his harem included thousands of

women with whom he had a great many children.

So many, in fact, that geneticists have found

that roughly 8% of men in Asia carry his genetic legacy

in their Y-chromosome.

 Genghis Khan  descendents map

.

.

127,000 trees are chopped down every day

in order to keep up with the global demand

for toilet paper.

Holy S***!!!

 toilet paper

.

.

The original ER movie was to be directed

by Steven Spielberg until he became more interested

in another of Crichton’s projects: Jurassic Park.

Spielberg Jurassic Park

.

================================

.

My Nose Is Itchy, I Wonder Why. Maybe The Facts Will Tell Me.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Itchy or not it’s time for another fact day.

This selection includes music, movies and Mexican general elections.

So hopefully something for everyone.

Enjoy.

.

facts 02

.

Earth’s seasons are not due to our proximity to the sun,

but rather due to Earth’s 23.4 degree tilt on its axis.

 earth's tilt on axis

.

.

Did you know that in Romania many people believe

that when your nose is feeling itchy,

it means that someone wants to kiss you.

In some other countries the superstition says

that an itchy nose is a sign that

you are going to be angry later.

Take you choice which to believe, or both, or neither.

 itchy nose

.

.

When you are trying to listen to someone in a noisy situation,

use your right ear because it picks up words better,

while your left ear is better at picking up sounds and music.

 listening

.

.

Famous people who served during World War One (WWI)

include the writers A. A. Milne, creator of Winnie the Pooh,

JRR Tolkien, author of Lord of The Rings,

sculptor Henry Moore, and the actor Basil Rathbone.

 

Basil Rathbone WWI
Basil Rathbone WWI

.

.

Although it is commonly said and believed that

lightning doesn’t strike in the same place twice,

the fact is that it can and does.

Lightning tries to find the fastest path to the ground,

and therefore tall buildings, trees, and such are at the

greatest risk because the higher the object,

the more likely it is to be struck.

 lightning striking tree

.

.

The most subscribed channel

on YouTube is ‘Music’.

 YouTube music channel

.

.

In the Mexican general election of 1988,

during the count the government claimed

that the computers had crashed.

Although the early results showed that

Cárdenas was winning comfortably,

when the computers were “repaired,”

his political opponent, Salinas, had supposedly

eked out a narrow victory.

Years later, a former president of Mexico,

Miguel de la Madrid, admitted to the New York Times

that the 1988 general election had been rigged

to make the Institutional Revolutionary Party win,

and that three years after the election,

all ballots were burned in order to

remove all evidence of the fraud.

 Mexican flag

.

.

The techniques used for pyramid

construction developed over time;

later pyramids were not built

the same way as earlier ones.

 techniques used for pyramid construction

.

.

 In the H G Wells novel entitled “The World Set Free”,

written at a time when little was known

about the power of radioactive elements,

he predicted that a city-destroying atomic bomb

would destroy lives in the future.

Years later the atomic bomb was launched

through the Manhattan Project and eventually

dropped on the Japanese city of Hiroshima,

causing radiation sickness and deaths years after.

 The World Set Free by H G Wells

.

.

In 1929, German surgeon Werner Forssmann

examined the inside of his own heart by

threading a catheter into his arm vein.

This was the first cardiac catheterization,

a now common procedure.

 cardiac catheterization

.

.

The chef was one of the male survivors

from the Titanic disaster,

and his survival is credited to the amount

of liquor he drank right before going underwater,

which kept his body temperature up.

 Titanic chef survivor

.

.

Marijuana is known to increase

appetite and food consumption.

Pigs in Bhutan are fed cannabis to make

them hungrier and consequently fatter.

 Pigs in Bhutan are fed cannabis

.

.

Vodka is the world’s most popular liquor by a huge margin,

with about 5 billion liters consumed every year.

 stolichnaya vodka

.

.

Cocoa trees can live up to 200 years but they only

produce usable cocoa beans for about 25 years.

 Cocoa trees

.

.

In the famous movie Psycho,

Alfred Hitchcock used Bosco chocolate syrup

for blood in the legendary shower scene.

.

.

==========================================

.

This Quiz Is A Gas – Well The First Question Is.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Hi it’s quiz day again.

The usual mixture of subjects including geography, history, science and nature, so something for everyone perhaps.

And remember, as always, if you get stuck, you can find the answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down below, but please NO cheating!

Enjoy and good luck.

.

quiz host

.

Q.  1:  Which gas is the main element in the air that we breathe?

.

.

Q.  2:  What is the link between the females of the following: Antelope, Deer, Hamster, Mouse, and Squirrel?

.

.

Q.  3:  Every year around this time the President of the US pardons a turkey and it goes to a public farm called Frying Pan Park, Herndon, VA., to live out its days, but which President is believed to have been the first to start this annual tradition?

.

.

Q.  4:  What do the terms ‘NASA’ and ‘ESA’ stand for? (A point for each correct answer.)

.

.

Q.  5:  What type of creature is a ‘gadwall’?

.

.

Q.  6:  Who was the first American President of the United States?

.

.

Q.  7:  Which physical property allows a needle to float on water?

.

.

Q.  8:  Name the Capitals of the following countries. (A point for each correct answer.)

            a)  Australia         b)  Iceland         c)  Syria         d)  Uruguay         e)  Vietnam

.

.

Q.  9:  And a related question, which country has three Capital cities? (A point for the correct answer and a bonus point for each one you name correctly.)

.

.

Q. 10:  In what year did the first Macy’s Thanksgiving/Christmas parade take place?

            a)  1924            b)  1927            c)  1931            d)  1935

.

.

Q. 11:  What is represented by the chemical symbol ‘Sn’?

.

.

Q. 12:  In Roman Mythology, who was the messenger of the Gods?

.

.

Q. 13:  When is the next leap year that will begin on a Friday?

.

.

Q. 14:  What does a ‘dendrologist’ study?

            a)  Hair            b) Trees            c)  Teeth            d)  Plants

.

.

Q. 15:  What two famous Shakespearean characters appear in the phonetic alphabet? (A point for each one you name correctly.)

.

.

Q. 16:  Which is the largest planet in the solar system?

.

.

Q. 17:  Which English scientist discovered Sodium, Potassium, Barium, Calcium, Magnesium, and designed a famous lamp?

.

.

Q. 18:  Where would you find an ‘ISBN’ number?

.

.

Q. 19:  Which city was sacked by the Visigoths in 410 and the Vandals in 455?

.

.

Q. 20:  Who was going like ‘a bat out of hell’ in the late 1970s?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

ANSWERS

.

Q.  1:  Which gas is the main element in the air that we breathe?

A.  1:  Nitrogen. (By volume, dry air contains 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases.)

.

.

Q.  2:  What is the link between the females of the following: Antelope, Deer, Hamster, Mouse, and Squirrel?

A.  2:  They are all called ‘Doe’.

.

.

Q.  3:  Every year around this time the President of the US pardons a turkey and it goes to a public farm called Frying Pan Park, Herndon, VA., to live out its days, but which President is believed to have been the first to start this annual tradition?

A.  3:  President Harry Truman in 1947.

.

.

Q.  4:  What do the terms ‘NASA’ and ‘ESA’ stand for? (A point for each correct answer.)

A.  4:  NASA is the North American Space Agency and ESA is the European Space Agency.

.

.

Q.  5:  What type of creature is a ‘gadwall’?

A.  5:  A duck.

.

.

Q.  6:  Who was the first American President of the United States?

A.  6:  The first President of the United States, born in the United States after July 4th, 1776, and therefore American, was Martin Van Buren (born in 1782).

.

.

Q.  7:  Which physical property allows a needle to float on water?

A.  7:  Surface tension.

.

.

Q.  8:  Name the Capitals of the following countries. (A point for each correct answer.)

            a)  Australia         b)  Iceland         c)  Syria                d)  Uruguay         e)  Vietnam

A.  8:  The correct answers are

            a) Canberra         b) Reykjavík       c) Damascus        d) Montevideo        e) Hanoi

.

.

Q.  9:  And a related question, which country has three Capital cities? (A point for the correct answer and a bonus point for each one you name correctly.)

A.  9:  South Africa – Pretoria (executive),  Bloemfontein (judicial) and Cape Town (legislative).

.

.

Q. 10:  In what year did the first Macy’s Thanksgiving/Christmas parade take place?

            a)  1924            b)  1927            c)  1931            d)  1935

A. 10:  The correct answer is a) 1924.

.

.

Q. 11:  What is represented by the chemical symbol ‘Sn’?

A. 11:  ‘Sn’ is the chemical symbol for Tin.

.

.

Q. 12:  In Roman Mythology, who was the messenger of the Gods?

A. 12:  Mercury.

.

.

Q. 13:  When is the next leap year that will begin on a Friday?

A. 13:  2016. (It’s easier than you think, any leap year starting on Friday, January 1, should be divisible by 28, such as 1932, 1960, 1988, or 2044.

.

.

Q. 14:  What does a ‘dendrologist’ study?

            a)  Hair            b) Trees            c)  Teeth            d)  Plants

A. 14:  The correct answer is b)  trees.

.

.

Q. 15:  What two famous Shakespearean characters appear in the phonetic alphabet? (A point for each one you name correctly.)

A. 15:  Romeo and Juliet.

.

.

Q. 16:  Which is the largest planet in the solar system?

A. 16:  Jupiter.

.

.

Q. 17:  Which English scientist discovered Sodium, Potassium, Barium, Calcium, Magnesium, and designed a famous lamp?

A. 17:  Sir Humphrey Davy.

.

.

Q. 18:  Where would you find an ‘ISBN’ number?

A. 18:  On a book.

.

.

Q. 19:  Which city was sacked by the Visigoths in 410 and the Vandals in 455?

A. 19:  Rome.

.

.

Q. 20:  Who was going like ‘a bat out of hell’ in the late 1970s?

A. 20:  Meat Loaf.

.

.

===========================================

.

 

First Day Of The Month, First Quiz Of The Month.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Welcome to December at the fasab blog.

We are into the last month of the year – where did the other eleven go? should be one of today’s questions perhaps.

But of course it isn’t. Instead you have the usual random selection, a few easy ones and a few quite difficult, with some more that lie between the two extremes.

As usual, if you get stuck, you can find the answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down below, but please NO cheating!

Enjoy and good luck.

.

quiz 06

.

Q.  1:  How many quarts are there in a gallon?

.

.

Q.  2:  Which element is used to treat indigestion and stomach acidity?

.

.

Q.  3:  We all know that diamonds and precious gems are measured in carats, but one carat is the equivalent of how many milligrams?

            a)  100            b)  200            c)  300            d)  400            e)  500

.

.

Q.  4:  What is the unit used to measure the thickness of silk or nylon?

.

.

Q.  5:  In Physics, mass divided by volume is the formula for what?

.

.

Q.  6:  If you subtracted the number of square yards in an acre from the number of square meters in a hectare, what number would you be left with?

.

.

Q.  7:  You’ve seen them on TV and in the movies, what is the more common name for a ‘Polygraph’?

.

.

Q.  8:  Which is the world’s largest lizard?

.

.

Q.  9:  What does the abbreviation ‘PVC’ stand for?

.

.

Q. 10:  What is the name of the medical oath taken by doctors?

.

.

Q. 11:  From which trees do conkers come?

.

.

Q. 12:  What is a Barracuda?

.

.

Q. 13:  In human Biology what is a unit of inherited material that contains a particular characteristic?

.

.

Q. 14:  A ‘Piebald’ horse consists of which two colors?

.

.

Q. 15:  What is 70% of 70?

.

.

Q. 16:  What is the first month of the year to have 31 days that follows another month of 31 days?

.

.

Q. 17:  In 1884, what was invented by Lewis Waterman?

.

.

Q. 18:  If I was your age ten years before you were born and I’m 50, how old are you?

.

.

Q. 19:  What sits on a ‘dolly’ in a television studio?

.

.

Q. 20:  Stewart Copeland was the drummer with which band?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

ANSWERS

.

Q.  1:  How many quarts are there in a gallon?

A.  1:  4.

.

.

Q.  2:  Which element is used to treat indigestion and stomach acidity?

A.  2:  Magnesium.

.

.

Q.  3:  We all know that diamonds and precious gems are measured in carats, but one carat is the equivalent of how many milligrams?

            a)  100            b)  200            c)  300            d)  400            e)  500

A.  3:  The correct answer is b)  200.

.

.

Q.  4:  What is the unit used to measure the thickness of silk or nylon?

A.  4:  Denier.

.

.

Q.  5:  In Physics, mass divided by volume is the formula for what?

A.  5:  Density.

.

.

Q.  6:  If you subtracted the number of square yards in an acre from the number of square meters in a hectare, what number would you be left with?

A.  6:  5,160  (there are 10,000 square meters in a hectare and 4,840 square yards in an acre, so your calculation should be 10,000 – 4840 = 5,160 )

.

.

Q.  7:  You’ve seen them on TV and in the movies, what is the more common name for a ‘Polygraph’?

A.  7:  A lie detector.

.

.

Q.  8:  Which is the world’s largest lizard?

A.  8:  The Komodo Dragon, found in the Indonesian islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar.

.

.

Q.  9:  What does the abbreviation ‘PVC’ stand for?

A.  9:  Polyvinylchloride.

.

.

Q. 10:  What is the name of the medical oath taken by doctors?

A. 10:  Hippocratic oath.

.

.

Q. 11:  From which trees do conkers come?

A. 11:  Horse Chestnut.

.

.

Q. 12:  What is a Barracuda?

A. 12:  It is the name of the ferocious fish, shaped like a torpedo which is found in warm seas and is closely related to the sea-perch, although you get the point if you just said ‘fish’.

.

.

Q. 13:  In human Biology what is a unit of inherited material that contains a particular characteristic?

A. 13:  A ‘Gene’.

.

.

Q. 14:  A ‘Piebald’ horse consists of which two colors?

A. 14:  Black and White.

.

.

Q. 15:  What is 70% of 70?

A. 15:  49.

.

.

Q. 16:  What is the first month of the year to have 31 days that follows another month of 31 days?

A. 16:  August.

.

.

Q. 17:  In 1884, what was invented by Lewis Waterman?

A. 17:  The Fountain Pen.  Established in 1884 in New York City by Lewis Edson Waterman, the Waterman pen company is still a major manufacturer of luxury fountain pens, in fact it is one of the few remaining first-generation fountain pen companies.

.

.

Q. 18:  If I was your age ten years before you were born and I’m 50, how old are you?

A. 18:  You would be 20.

.

.

Q. 19:  What sits on a ‘dolly’ in a television studio?

A. 19:  A camera.

.

.

Q. 20:  Stewart Copeland was the drummer with which band?

A. 20:  The Police.

.

.

==========================================

.

Ivory hunters, tsk tsk.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Tsk, tsk indeed. What a terrible thing to do.

But what is also terrible, and the more terrible the better it seems, are puns.

It’s word play day.

Enjoy or endure!!!

.

rofl

.

When it comes to making money,

I’ve got to hand it to my wife.

All of it.

cartoon handing money to wife

.

.

Apprehended:

The new App that reminds

you your hen is dead.

Apprehended

.

.

I had an argument with my neighbor

about my trees growing over his fence.

When I extended the olive branch

it only made matters worse.

trees growing over fence

.

.

I went into a bar and said to the guy serving,

‘How much is a pint of lager?’

He replied,

‘Five hundred and sixty-eight millilitres.’

pint v milliliters

.

.

My identical twin was hit by a bus last year.

He’s not been the same since.

twins

.

.

I got lost on my first day of college,

which is when I met my wife.

She was lost too, and neither I nor she knew

what class we were supposed to be in.

And as I stared into her eyes,

I knew that we had chemistry.

chemistry

.

.

I brewed 5 gallons of homebrew.

It was pretty weak so my friend offered me ten bucks 

if I could drink the lot in one session…

I was going to accept, but in the end I bottled it.

homebrew_equipment

.

.

I live for my alarm clock collection,

it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.

alarm clock collection

.

.

I just fired my limousine driver.

I don’t know why,

because I have nothing to chauffeur it.

limousine driver

.

.

Just had lunch at an excellent Christian restaurant

called “The Lord Giveth”.

They also do takeaways.

takeaways

.

.

My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked,

“Sweetheart, where’s the cheese grater?”

“Some would say France, others would say England,” I replied.

cheese

.

.

I bought some really odd shaped eggs

but now i can’t find them.

I think they’ve been mislaid.

odd shaped eggs

.

.

Me and my girl plan to recreate every position

from the Kama Sutra tonight using only Lego bricks.

The excitement is building.

Kama Sutra Lego bricks

.

.

I asked my son what his sexuality was.

He replied ”bi”.

Ironically, his answer forced me

to say the exact same thing.

bye

.

.

Eminem goes to check the weather

It’s rainy and gray outside

He goes back to watch TV

Checks weather back in 10 minutes

Still shady

.

.

=========================================

.

Did You Know? – Candle Clocks And Feral Cats Are Just Two Of Today’s Fabulous Facts!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Another selection of random facts including candle clocks and feral cats, and what could be more random than that?

So here we go.

.

did you know2

.

Russia sold Alaska to the US for 2 cents an acre

because they thought it was a useless tundra.

(Big mistake comrades!)

map Alaska and Russia

.

.

The Chernobyl disaster released

at least 100 times more radiation

than the atom bombs dropped

on Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

chernobyl

.

.

Up to 200 feral cats live in Disneyland

and are tolerated because they eradicate

mice and rats on the property.

feral cats live in Disneyland

.

.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg,

and the smallest is the male sperm.

ovum-largest-cell-in-the-body-and-sperm-cell-the-smallest-

.

.

There are entire cities all over China

with no people living in them!

China ghost city

.

.

In Germany there are fake bus stops outside many nursing homes

to prevent confused senior citizens from wandering off.

fake-bus-stop

.

.

Twelve book publishers rejected Harry Potter,

a very shrewd move on their part since

the sales of the series is now approaching half a billion!

harry_potter_paperback_set

.

.

Before clocks as we now know them,

there were candle clocks that burned a set amount of hours.

If you wanted an alarm or reminder,

you pushed a nail into the candle at the desired height/time length

and when it melted the nail would fall out and the

noise of it hitting the metal holder would alert you.

candle clock

.

.

Loophole (or murder hole)

originally referred to the slits in castle walls

that archers would shoot their arrows through.

castle-arrow-slits

.

.

NASA has lost over 700 boxes of magnetic data tapes

recorded throughout the Apollo program

including original footage of the moon landing.

They ‘think’ some of them may have

‘accidentally been taped over’.

NASA-Tape
A NASA tape – not one of the ones they lost – because they’re lost!!!

.

.

Harvard University was founded

before calculus was derived.

Harvard University

.

.

Apparently it is possible

to sail a boat from Pakistan to Russia

if you sail in a completely straight line.

sail boat

.

.

There are some trees alive today that

were alive before the pyramids were built.

oldest trees on earth

.

.

Chester A. Arthur was known for his impeccable attire,

earning him the nickname “Elegant Arthur.”

On his last day in office,

four women offered him their hands in marriage.

chester_arthur

.

.

Regarded as his finest song,

David Bowie’s ‘Space Oddity’ purports to tell in only five minutes

a story that can easily serve as the plot to a two-hour sci-fi film.

.

.

===========================================

.

Did You Know? Another Fact Feast.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Another fact feast today.

Fifteen more random pieces of trivia to store away in your mind just ready to impress when you get the chance. (If you get the chance!)

As always, enjoy.

.

did you know3

.

The Playboy bunny costume was the first service uniform

to be registered with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

playboy costume

.

.

Chickens with white ear lobes lay white eggs,

whereas chickens with red ear lobes lay brown eggs.

Chickens and earlobes

.

.

Alexander H. Stephens was the only Vice President

of the Confederate States of America

Alexander H. Stephens

.

.

In 1897, Indiana tried to pass a bill stating that pi is equal to 3.2,

as opposed to its truly infinite value,

but it never became law due to intervention

by a Purdue University professor

Indiana pi bil

.

.

The urine of patients with diabetes tastes sweet

because the extra sugar in a diabetic’s bloodstream

overwhelms the kidney’s ability to reabsorb it.

nephron-diabetes

.

.

The total cost of WWI for all involved is an estimated $185 billion.

When indirect costs are factored in, it was even greater.

WWI Cost of War

.

.

During the shower scene in Psycho,

what looks like blood funneling down the drain

is actually Bosco chocolate syrup.

Hitchcock thought it looked more real in

black-and-white than the fake red stuff.

psycho1

.

.

Morse Code was made for letters, not numbers.

In fact, signaling the number “one” requires a dot and four dashes.

International_Morse_Code

.

.

In horse racing the Preakness Stakes doubles as

the Run for the Black-Eyed Susans.

138th-Preakness-Stakes-logo

.

.

Freddie Mercury,

the lead singer of British music group Queen,

was born in Zanzibar as Farrokh Bulsara.

Freddie mercury and Queen Perform At Live Aid At Wembley

.

.

Jerry Lynn Ross and Franklin Chang-Diaz hold

the record for most spaceflights by an astronaut.

JerryLRoss-NASA

.

.

Habitual singing causes the lungs to release leptin,

a protein manufactured by the body’s fat cells

that is involved in the regulation of appetite.

This may partially explain why in operas

the fat lady does sing.

fatlady

.

.

When Mario made his debut in the original Donkey Kong in 1981,

he was known as Jumpman.

mario-vs-donkey-kong-2

.

.

Trees do not grow higher than 130m as it is

physically impossible for the water to rise higher.

tall trees

.

.

Despite his amazing success as a songwriter in the early 60s,

Paul McCartney wanted to test the theory whether it was

the Lennon-McCartney name that made hit songs.

He wrote “Woman” for Peter & Gordon using the pseudonym “Bernard Webb.”

The song became a hit.

I wouldn’t have bought it, but here it is anyway.

.

.

=======================================================

.

Did You Know? More Fab Facts From The Files

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Yes, more fab facts from the files here at the fasab blog.

These posts are as random as they get so hopefully you should be able to get something out of them no matter what your interests are.

Check them out below.

And enjoy.

.

did you know3

.

The phone number to the white house is:

(202) 456-1414.

US-WhiteHouse-Logo

.

.

It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint

for the average Sunday edition of New York Times.

The_New_York_Times

.

.

Pucks hit by hockey sticks have reached speeds

of up to 150 miles per hour.

NHL puck

.

.

Intelligent people have more

zinc and copper in their hair.

albert-einstein

.

.

In every episode of Seinfeld

there is a Superman somewhere.

Seinfeld Superman

.

.

The most poisonous spider is the black widow.

Its venom is more potent than a rattlesnake’s.

Black_widow_Spider

.

.

Fish that live more than 800 meters below

the ocean surface don’t have eyes.

deep sea fish

.

.

Mercury is the only planet

whose orbit is coplanar with its equator.

Mercury

.

.

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat,

though it may feel uncomfortable.

wait_30_minutes

.

.

Starfish have no brains.

(I know several people like that!)

starfish-2

.

.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

greek anthem

.

.

Los Angeles’ full name is

“El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula”.

LA

.

.

Al Capone’s business card

said he was a used furniture dealer.

capone card 2

.

.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A quarter has 119.

quarter

.

.

John Lennon’s first girlfriend

was named Thelma Pickles.

Thelma-Pickles

.

.

You can lead a cow upstairs

but not downstairs.

.

.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

HomerSleeping

.

.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball.

In the UK its 330.

golf ball

.

.

At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta

had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

Sparta

.

.

In “Silence of the Lambs”,

Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

silence of the lambs

.

====================================

.

Coffee Anyone?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

 .

If you are a regular reader of this blog you will have realised that I like facts about various subjects.

One of them is food.

I have already done a post about peanut butter (click here) and one about chocolate (click here) , both everyday items that almost all of use and enjoy. ‘

Today’s post is about probably THE most loved and enjoyed drink that we use everyday.

So here we have lots and lots of things you probably never knew about you coffee.

Enjoy (with a nice cup of coffee or three perhaps).

 .

Coffee Bean Man

.

 .

According to legend during the 9th century Ethopian shepherds first noticed the effects of caffeine when they saw their goats appearing to become frisky and ‘dance’ after eating coffee berries.

 .

Originally coffee was eaten.

 .

 .

African tribes mixed coffee berries with fat to make energy balls

 .

 .

Coffee has been used as a beverage for over 700 years.

 .

 .

The rise of Islam contributed greatly to the popularilty of coffee. The religion prohibited drinking alcohol, but coffee was considered an acceptable drink

 .

 .

In Turkey, the bridegroom as once required to make a vow during the wedding to always make sure to provide their wives with coffee. If they did not do so it was considered grounds for divorce.

 .

 .

Also in Turkey, the intended bride is required to serve coffee to her parents and future husband when he comes to ask for her hand in marriage; however, she has no say so in the outcome of the request. Tradition has it that her response is in the sweetness or lack thereof of the coffee. Sweet coffee supposedly means she is okay with the arrangement while salty means she is not.

 .

 .

All the coffee grown in the world grows in the bean belt which is the area between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn

 .

 .

Hawaii is the only state in the US that grows coffee

 .

 .

The heavy tea tax imposed on the American colonies in 1773, which caused the ‘Boston Tea Party’, resulted in America switching from tea to coffee. Drinking coffee became an expression of freedom.

 .

 .

Black coffee with no sugar contains no calories.

 .

 .

Drinking a single cup of coffee that has been brewing for 20 minutes provides the body with 300 phytochemicals which act as antioxidants and stay in the body for up to a month.

 .

 .

New Yorkers drink almost seven times more coffee than other cities in the US.

 .

 .

Coffee is a psychoactive. And at high doses it can make you see things… It can also kill you…The lethal dose of caffeine is roughly 100 cups of coffee.

 .

 .

The French philosopher Voltaire is said to have drank 50 cups of coffee a day.

 .

 .

In 1675 Charles II, King of England issued a proclamation banning Coffee Houses. He said that they were places where people met to plot against him.

 coffee house.

 .

Coffee is the second most traded commodity on earth, after oil.

 .

 .

70% of the world consumes Arabica coffee, which is mild and aromatic. The remaining 30% drink Robusta, which is more bitter tasting but has 50% more caffeine than Arabica

 .

 .

Coffee grows on trees, which can grow up to 30 feet tall but commercially are cultivated to around 10 feet in height for easier picking

 .

 .

A coffee tree has a lifespan of about 50 to 70 years.

 .

 .

When it is in bloom, the coffee tree is covered with 30,000 white flowers which begin to develop into fruit after 24 – 36 hours.

 .

 .

A coffee tree can flower eight times in any one year – depending on rainfall.

 .

 .

The coffee cherries turn from yellow to orange and then bright red, 6 – 8 months after flowering.

 .

 .

One coffee tree yields less than half a kilo of coffee per year.

 .

 .

A French doctor in the 1600s suggested Cafe Au Laits for patients, inspiring people to begin adding milk to coffee.

 .

 .

The coffee bean is actually a seed inside a bright red berry

 .

 .

Coffee berries are picked, dried and stripped down until all that is left is the green bean

 .

 .

Once shipped the beans are roasted at around 500F, after a few minutes the bean will pop and double in size, a few minutes after that the bean will pop again which means the bean is ready

 .

 .

The aromas in coffee develop at the 10th minute of roasting.

 .

 .

Coffee increases in volume during roasting by 18.60%.

 .

 .

Caffeine is not the main bitter compound in coffee. Rather, the pungent perpetrators are antioxidants.

 .

 .

George Washington invented instant coffee. No, not him, the George Washington from Belgiun, living in Guatemala in 1906, although the invention has also been claimed by a Japanese American chemist known as Satori Kato in 1901.

 .

 .

Espresso is regulated by the Italian government because it is considered an essential part of their daily life

 .

 .

Espresso is not a particular roast, bean or blend, just the way the coffee is prepared by shooting pressurized hot water through finely ground coffee

 .

 .

Brewed espresso has 2.5% fat, while filtered coffee contains 0.6% fat.

 .

 .

It takes 40 coffee beans to make an espresso.

 .

 .

In 1822 the French were the first to innovate a crude espresso machine. The Italians then perfected this machine and became the first to manufacture it.

 .

 .

Contrary to popular belief, espresso has one-third the caffeine of a cup of coffee, simply due to serving size differences.

 .

 .

In 1785, the coffee revolt broke out in Prussia because coffee consumption was restricted to the nobility, the clergy and high officials.

 .

 .

James Mason invented the coffee percolator on December 26, 1865.

 .

 .

30% of coffee drinkers in US added a sweetener of some kind to their coffee, compared with 57% in UK.

 .

 .

Coffee sacks are usually made of hemp and weigh approximately 132 pounds when they are full of green coffee beans. It takes over 600,000 beans to fill a coffee sack.

 .

 .

October 1st is official “Coffee Day” in Japan.

 .

 .

Scientists have discovered more than 800 different aromatic compounds in coffee.

 .

 .

Italy now has over 200,000 coffee bars, and still growing.

 .

 .

The term Americano comes from American GIs during WWII who would order espresso with water to dilute the strong flavor

 .

 .

The term cup of Joe also comes from American servicemen in WWII who were known as big coffee drinkers

cuppa joe .

 .

The custom of tipping waiters originated in early European Coffee Houses, in order to receive good service in that loud, dirty, hectic place you needed to Tip Big.

 .

 .

In the ancient Arab culture there was only one way a woman could legally divorce: If her husband didn’t provide enough coffee.

 .

 .

Melitta Bentz a housewife from Dresden, Germany, invented the first coffee filter in 1908.

 .

 .

Johan Sebastian Bach wrote an opera about a woman who was addicted to coffee.

 .

 .

There is a way to brew coffee with marijuana in it and it is described as producing a “dreamy” kind of coffee buzz.

 .

 .

In Greece and Turkey, the oldest person is always served their coffee first.

 .

 .

Some of the worlds most powerful businesses, including Lloyds of London and the New York Stock Exchange, started life as a coffee houses.

 .

 .

In the 1600s there was a controversy over whether or not Catholics could drink coffee, luckily for them Pope Clement VIII loved coffee and authorized its use.

 .

 .

Caffeine, which is found in coffee, increases the effect of some painkillers, especially aspirin and paracetamol.

 .

 .

Dorothy Jones of Boston was the first American coffee trader, In 1670 she was granted a license to sell coffee.

 .

 .

In Africa coffee beans are soaked in water mixed with spices and served as candy to chew.

 .

 .

A regular 6oz cup of coffee contains about 150 milligrams of caffeine, most physicians call this a “therapeutic dose”.

 .

 .

There are over 50 species of coffee world wide. Though only 2, arabica and robusta, are commonly used in commercial coffee production.

 .

 .

Robusta coffee beans have twice as much caffeine than Arabica beans, but our of less quality.

 .

 .

If you drink five to 10 cups of decaffeinated coffee, you could get as much caffeine as from one or two cups of caffeinated coffee, a study found.

 .

 .

To produce decaffeinated coffee the beans are steamed, so that dissolved caffeine rises to the surface, where it is washed off using an organic solvent called methylene chloride.

 .

 .

Coffee can actually be used to fuel a car.

 .

 .

At one point, Brazil had such a coffee surplus that they tried to find other uses for it, including using it to make plastic.

 .

 .

The world record for most coffee consumption is 82 cups of coffee in 7 hours.

 .

 .

Contrary to popular belief light roast coffee actually has more caffeine than dark roast coffee. The reason for this is that the longer coffee is roasted the more caffeine cooked out of the bean.

 .

 .

An expert in preparing Turkish coffee is known as a “kahveci”.

 .

 .

The Nicaraguan Margogpipe is the largest of all coffee beans.

 .

 .

King Frederick of Germany created a special task force to search out illicit coffee smugglers. The task force was known as the Kaffee Schnuffler. The king believed that soldiers who drank coffee were not dependable.

 .

 .

Both the French and American Revolutions were planned in coffee houses.

 .

 .

‘Excelso’ or ‘supremo’ do not mean a better quality of coffee when used to describe coffee beans, it refers to the size of the coffee bean.

 .

 .

Jim Henson, the creator of the Muppets got his start doing coffee ads.

 .

 .

One the largest misconception in the U.S. today about coffee is that Mocha Java coffee is a chocolaty beverage. In fact there is no chocolate in the Mocha or Java bean at all. Mocha is the name of the largest port in Yemen, here is where all of the African coffee beans are traded and transported. Java is the name of an island in Indonesia where the Java Bean comes from. Both coffees are a dark bean and provide a very rich and bold coffee, when you mix the two together you get Mocha Java coffee.

 .

 .

Coffee at one stage in its life or another provides a living to more than 100 million people.

 .

 .

During World War II there was a coffee drinking competition between the branches of the military. The Marines claimed to drink the most – twenty cups a day.

 .

 .

Coffee was so scarce in Germany that during WWII “coffee bombs” or bags of coffee were dropped from planes to turn the people against their government.

 .

 .

In Staten Island, there’s a restaurant owner that drinks fifty cups of coffee a day.

 .

 .

The actress who played the Wicked Witch Of The West in the Wizard Of Oz, Margaret Hamilton, was promoting Maxwell House in the 1970’s.

 .

 .

In December 2001 Brazil produced a scented postage stamp to promote its coffee – the smell should last between 3 and 5 years.

 .

 .

No matter what people tell you, caffeine cannot help you sober up.

 .

 .

The first webcam was invented at The University of Cambridge to let people know if the coffee pot was full or not.

 .

 .

The Japanese believe that bathing in coffee grounds fermented with pineapple pulp will reduce wrinkles and beautify the skin and there is a spa in Japan that lets you bathe in coffee, tea, or wine. I wouldn’t drink it though…

 .

 .

Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700s, beer was breakfast drink of choice. Difficult choice!

 .

 .

Irish coffee was actually invented to warm up cold American plane passengers leaving from Ireland.

 .

 .

On May 11, 1926, the slogan “Maxwell House Good to the last drop” was trademark registered.

 Coffee-Posters.

 .

There is a tourist agency for people wanting to take coffee vacations called Cafe Away.

 .

 .

Norway drinks the most coffee per person. The United States is ranked number 12.

 .

 .

Teddy Roosevelt is and was the greatest American coffee drinker, consuming a gallon a day. But you probably shouldn’t attempt to do that.

 .

 .

The name cappuccino comes from: the resemblance of the drink to the clothing of the Capuchin monks.

 .

 .

A study conducted at the University of Sao Paulo found that sperm motility was markedly higher in coffee drinkers versus non coffee-drinkers. And it turns out that it doesn’t matter whether you drink one or ten cups a day: The only detectable difference was found between coffee drinkers and non-coffee drinkers.

 .

 .

Beethoven counted the number of coffee beans he used to make his coffee and insisted on 60 beans per cup.

 .

 .

During the American Civil War soldiers who were craving coffee and couldn’t get it tried roasting sweet potatoes and corn to make a beverage similar to coffee. It obviously didn’t become a popular choice.

 .

 .

In 1674 a group of London women formed a group called WPAC (Women’s Petition Against Coffee). They didn’t like the amount of time their husbands spent in coffee houses rather than being home where they belonged.

 .

 .

According to David Levitsky, PhD, professor of nutritional science at Cornell University, “Caffeine decreases the rate at which the stomach dumps its contents into the duodenum – a part of the small intestine where digestion takes place – and also increases metabolic rate.” so sipping a cup post-meal could, in small part, help promote a healthy weight.

coffee maker .

 .

Water is the only beverage more popular than coffee.

 .

 .

Coffee contains over 1200 chemicals and over half of those are responsible for creating its flavor.

 .

 .

The average coffee drinker consumes 3 cups of coffee per day.

 .

 .

Three countries consume 65% of the world’s coffee: America, France, and Germany.

 .

 .

Coffee grounds sprinkled on the ground around plants and the garden will stop snails and slugs from eating the plants.

 .

 .

Kenyan coffees are graded as ‘A’, ‘B’ and ‘C’. ‘AA’ is the best coffee. In Costa Rica, coffees are graded as ‘Strictly Hard Bean’, ‘Good Hard Bean’, ‘Hard Bean’, ‘Medium Hard Bean’, ‘High Grown Atlantic’, ‘Medium Grown Atlantic’, and ‘Low Grown Atlantic’. Those coffee beans from Colombia are labelled as ‘Supremo’, ‘Excelso’, ‘Extra’ and the lowest grade, ‘Pasilla’.

 .

 .

In 1763, there were over 200 coffee shops in Venice.

 .

 .

Caffeine is on the International Olympic Committee list of prohibited substances. Athletes who test positive for more than 12 micrograms of caffeine per millilitre of urine may be banned from the Olympic Games. This level may be reached after drinking about 5 cups of coffee.

 .

 .

Coffee was first known in  Europe as Arabian Wine.

 .

 .

It was said that cowboys made their coffee by putting ground coffee into a sock (hopefully a clean one) and immersed it in water heated over a camp fire. When ready, they would pour the coffee into tin cups and drink it.

 .

 .

A study from the Harvard School of Public Health, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, found that women who regularly drink fully caffeinated coffee have a 20% lower risk of depression than non-coffee drinkers. The study, which followed a group of women for 10 years, found that as more coffee was consumed (up to six cups per day), the likelihood of depression decreased.

 .

 .

There are two major coffee markets in the world. One is in London, which deals with the buying of Robusta coffee. The other is the ‘C’ contract market, known as Coffee, Sugar and Cocoa Exchange (CSCE), which is in New York. It handles the trade of Arabica coffee. The ‘C’ market is also a futures market.

 .

Finally, can you see the man?

coffee test

========================

 .