“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Regrettably I think we are coming close to end of my supply of stupid quiz show answers. It has been a good series and actually lasted a lot longer than I first thought. And some of them have been very amusing as well. All in all it has been well received.
I’ll call this the penultimate selection. It may contain some repeats, but they made me laugh when I read them again and if they do that then I hope they may do the same for you too.
Enjoy.
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Q. What “U” are the Eastern Europeans who originated the tradition of painting Easter eggs?
A. Yugoslavians
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Q. What “S” is the nearest star to the earth?
A. Saturn
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Q. Name a drink you recognize by its smell
A. Potatoes
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Q. Something a husband and wife should have separate of
A. Parents
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Q. Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved
A. Stamp collecting
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Q. Name a word that starts with the letter Q
A. Cute
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Q. Name a signer of the Declaration of Independence
A. Thomas Edison
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Q. Something that lets a burglar know that a house is unoccupied
A. No people in the house
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Q. Like “sugar bowl”, a bowl that’s named for the substance it contains
A. Toilet bowl
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Q. Name a fictional island
A. Rhode Island
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Q. Name one of Santa’s reindeer
A. Nixon
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Q. Name a beverage you stir before drinking
A. Water
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Q. Name the heaviest item in your house
A. 600 pounds
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Q. Something starting with “egg”
A. Excellent
A. Eggland
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Q. Name an actor who played a gangster
A. Al Capone
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Q. Name a character from the movie Aladdin
A. Jihad
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Q. Name something with claws
A. Christmas
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Q. A man’s name that starts with the letter “P”
A. Porcupine
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Q. Name a pie that does not contain fruit
A. Lemon Meringue
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Q. Name a room in the house where the family gathers
A. Bathroom
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Sure, but do we have actual proof of Rhode Island’s existence….
Now you come to mention it I don’t remember ever being there :()
Oh the thrills of stamp collecting! 🙂 … but hey … love the answer to the burglar question. Now pass me a potato drink so I can prepare for the puns.
Make it a double, I think they’re going to pretty bad this week 🙂
Too many good ones to favourite just one 😀
Glad you’ve been spoiled for choice.