All Generalizations Are False.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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All generalizations are false, except for the one that says people enjoy puns or word plays.

Just to prove the point here is another selection.

Enjoy or endure!!

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There are only five vowels but

nobody’s ever thought to ask y.

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A 600 pound man committed suicide

by jumping into a ravine.

He gorged himself to death.

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What do you call a

vicar on a motorbike?

Rev.

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I lost my job as Donald Duck at

Disneyworld after I put on some weight.

I just didn’t fit the bill.

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Mirror inspecting is a job

I can’t really see myself doing.

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My friend’s wife is really ugly.

So I asked him one day,

“Why do you take her out so much?”

“So I don’t have to kiss her goodbye,” he confessed.

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An ice rink is a good place

to go to pick up women.

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I wouldn’t say the cruise ship was old

but it was insured against fire, piracy,

and falling off the edge of the world.

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If I get one more request to do a somersault,

I’m gonna flip.

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If vegetarians love animals so much,

why do they eat all their food?

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I left my last girlfriend because

she wouldn’t stop counting.

I often wonder what she’s up to now.

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My son is learning to play the guitar

How clef-er.

Wonder if he’ll ever be as good as this kid?

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