“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Just a small pun in the title to introduce you to this week’s selection of word plays, or puns.
As always….
Enjoy or endure!!
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A problem shared
is a problem laughed at.
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A lot of people say I am egocentric
– but enough about them
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I was named after my father.
I don’t really like the name ‘Dad’ though.
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Three out of four people
make up 75% of the population.
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Oh how times have changed.
I used to spend my nights out ogling women.
Now I spend my nights in googling them.
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My friend asked me to
walk down a hill with him.
So I declined.
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I finally went to the doctor this morning
after years of my knees giving way
whenever I’m in a slow moving queue.
It’s a longstanding problem.
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What do you call
a Scottish landowner?
Hectare.
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Don’t tell anyone I told you this,
but people say that I gossip far too much.
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My wife has packed her bags and gone
– just because of my fetish with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
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It’s hard being a member
of the innuendo society.
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One of the toddlers on the
Intensive Care Unit is playing
with a toy donkey.
ICU baby, shaking that ass.
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