Stupid Quiz Show Answers

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Regrettably I think we are coming close to end of my supply of stupid quiz show answers. It has been a good series and actually lasted a lot longer than I first thought. And some of them have been very amusing as well. All in all it has been well received.

I’ll call this the penultimate selection. It may contain some repeats, but they made me laugh when I read them again and if they do that then I hope they may do the same for you too.

Enjoy.

.

.

Q. What “U” are the Eastern Europeans who originated the tradition of painting Easter eggs?

A.  Yugoslavians

set-of-painted-easter-eggs

Q.  What “S” is the nearest star to the earth?      

A.  Saturn

Q.  Name a drink you recognize by its smell      

A.  Potatoes

potato-pete

Q.  Something a husband and wife should have separate of       

A.  Parents

Q.  Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved

A.  Stamp collecting

stamp collector dilemma

.

.

Q.  Name a word that starts with the letter Q      

A.  Cute

Q.  Name a signer of the Declaration of Independence   

A.  Thomas Edison

Edison

Q.  Something that lets a burglar know that a house is unoccupied         

A.  No people in the house

Q.  Like “sugar bowl”, a bowl that’s named for the substance it contains

A.  Toilet bowl

toilet bowl

Q.  Name a fictional island        

A.  Rhode Island

Q. Name one of Santa’s reindeer

A.  Nixon

cool-cartoon-santa-and-reindeer

Q.  Name a beverage you stir before drinking    

A.  Water

Q.  Name the heaviest item in your house

A.  600 pounds

woman-on-scale

Q.  Something starting with “egg”          

A.  Excellent

A.  Eggland

Q.  Name an actor who played a gangster

A.  Al Capone

al copone

Q.  Name a character from the movie Aladdin    

A.  Jihad

Q.  Name something with claws 

A.  Christmas

claws

Q.  A man’s name that starts with the letter “P”   

A.  Porcupine

Q.  Name a pie that does not contain fruit

A.  Lemon Meringue

lemon-meringue-pie

. 

Q.  Name a room in the house where the family gathers  

A.  Bathroom

===========================

 .

Some Important Questions For The New Congress To Consider

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

 

When the new Congress gets itself organized (don’t hold your breath) here are a few important questions I think they should address. The people deserve to know the answers. We have been ignored for far too long! 

 

 

What do you call male ballerinas?

 cartoon male ballerina

.

.

How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt?  (Ouch!)

cartoon freddie krueger

.

. 

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

(This one in particular has annoyed me for years!)

Phone and Calculator numbers reversed - why

.

. 

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

caterpillar-to-butterfly

.

. 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Cartoon Man Staring Into an Empty Refrigerator

.

. 

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

Cartoon Mail Man

.

. 

Why is toilet bowl cleaner almost always blue in color?

Blue toilet bowl cleaner

.

. 

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

the_road_sign_too_hell_by_demaniore

.

. 

Is ‘vice-versa’ to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

Dyslexic Sign

.

. 

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?

deer_head

.

. 

Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?

head over heels

.

. 

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

plum and prune 

Is it appropriate to say ‘good mourning’ at a funeral?

 snowman-funeral

.

.

If there is an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule and therefore a rule that there is no exception to and does that mean there is not an exception to every rule, or that there is?

rules and exceptions

.

When you’re caught ‘between a rock and a hard place’, is the rock not hard?

between a rock and a hard place

.

. 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

refrigerator-cartoon

.

. 

Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

 lightning rod

.

.

Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the phrase’?

coin-a-phrase

.

. 

Why do they continue to call steamrollers, ‘steam’ rollers? They no longer produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam.  

steamroller 

===========================