“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A day not sober is often a day wasted and a week without a pun day just isn’t worth thinking about.
So here you are, another short selection of the jokes you love to hate.
Enjoy or endure!
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I always have a great laugh when I’m mountain climbing.
I find them hilly areas.
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The worst job I ever had was working in
a factory making cowboy records.
Howdy pressing.
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Say what you like about iPhones, but you can’t
speak I’ll about their clever autocorrect feature.
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I spent all morning walking around in the wife’s panties.
She’s a big woman.
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Had to fire my tailor.
It was nothing personal,
he just didn’t seam right.
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My friend told me he was going to
a fancy dress party as an Italian island.
I said to him “Don’t be Sicily!”
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I went to the Job Centre and all they
offered me was a job making beds.
I turned them down.
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My friend Dave asked me if I wanted him to
recite the first twenty one letters of the alphabet to me.
“It’s up to U” I replied.
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I used to have more money than sense,
Nowadays I’m broke AND stupid.
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At last night’s pub quiz, a question came up:
“What is another name for a grey goose?”
I just couldn’t think of the Anser.
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My neighbor asked me what I thought of her kids.
I said, “They should go far.”
Brimming with pride, she said “Really?”
“Yes,” I said, “And the sooner they start, the better.”
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Two removal men got into an argument.
They took it outside.
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Been using this blog to try my hand at writing.
So far, it’s being a lot more successful than my foot.
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I have decided to start a company where all the money
made will buy bread for Indian children’s curries.
It will be a naan profit organization.
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When I was a teenager my mum always used to say
that my room was so messy I’d never
get any ‘self respecting girl’ to go in there.
Luckily those weren’t the girls I was after.
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