Congratulations! You’ve Won Nothing At All. How Could You With Answers Like These?

 “Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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It is a continual mystery to me why people who are so obviously dumb enter pressure competitions on television thinking they will win something. But they do try. And the only prize they get is to end up on blogs like this.

Get out the whipped cream and enjoy!

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Q: Name a car known by its initials        

A: Corvette       

 

 

Q: Name something you keep in a kitchen canister         

A: Cans           

 

 

Q: Name a reason a man might take his toupee off        

A: To show off  

 

 

Q: Name a state with good skiing          

A: Florida         

 

 

Q: Name a word that rhymes with “cookie”         

A: Nookie         

 

 

Q: If someone tells you a secret, how many people do you tell? 

A: Five 

 

 

Q: Name something you hope your husband never loses           

A: His pants     

 

 

Q: Name something most people have only one of        

A: One set of grandparents

 

 

Q: Name a phrase starting with “Father” 

A: Stepfather    

 

 

Q: Name a fruit used in pies      

A: Squash

 

 

Q: Name a holiday where stores are always busy           

A: Monday       

 

 

Q: Name a type of movie that best describes your love life        

A: Exciting       

 

 

Q: Name something that can be smooth or bumpy         

A: Bread          

 

 

Q: The country that has the best music to dance to, besides the US       

A: Canada

 

 

Q: The one word people yell to their dog           

A: “Here, boy!”

 

 

Q: An occasion when a church might have standing room only.  

A: New Year’s Eve        

 

 

Q: Name a three letter word children first learn to spell   

A: Not  

 

 

Q: Name a country starting with “B”       

A: Bostonia

 

 

Q: One of Oprah’s favorite people        

A: Regis Kelly  

 

 

Q: Name something a woman buys to spice up the romance at home     

A: Whipped cream        

 

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11 thoughts on “Congratulations! You’ve Won Nothing At All. How Could You With Answers Like These?

  1. Hey, “Florida” and “whipped cream” are perfectly valid answers! What’s the dang problem?!? 😉
    Now, Canada would work for dance music, assuming you’re Frank and dance to Shania Twain. Me, I’d have to go for Australia, for Kylie Minogue. But I’m weird that way (and in many other ways, too! 😀 )

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