Wouldn’t You Like To Know The Answers To Some Of These Questions?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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It’s Tuesday and time for a few more of those questions that we would like to know the answers to had we had the presence of mind to ask them in the first place. 

The last one is my favorite.

Enjoy.

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Is there not a better name for the third hand on the watch than calling it the second hand?

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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

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How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

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If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?

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Why is a boxing ring square?

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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

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Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

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Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

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Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

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If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

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How do you throw away a garbage can?

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Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic ?

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Is it possible to be totally partial?

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Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

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Another Tuesday And Another List Of Those Questions

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another Tuesday and another list of questions so important that no one seems to want to ask them –  except here of course.

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Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?

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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

Gravity elevator

 

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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?

“Not available in all States”

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Do they bury people with their braces on?

braces

 

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How far east can you go before you’re heading west?

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Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

dentist

 

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If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

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Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Bowler

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Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot, and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

 

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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

 

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Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.

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If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

 

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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

 

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If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

partly sunny? – or – partly cloudy?

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Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

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If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

The square bread – round meat conundrum

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Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Lone Ranger and Tonto

 

 

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