“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Pun day again.
How did you get the week in without them?
It’s not easy, but you’ve made it and well done.
Here is the latest batch of the word play specials.
As always, enjoy!
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When the human cannonball retired they couldn’t
find a replacement of the right caliber.
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Wow my breakfast seems to have had a
really positive psychological effect on me!
Maybe it was that Freud egg I had for breakfast…..
I feel so Jung at heart?
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He tried to find a bunch of bananas at the supermarket,
but it turned out to be a fruitless search.
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Could you call a chicken led rebellion a coop d’etat?
Call that a yolk?
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Did you hear about the frog who parked at fire hydrant
– the cops came along and toad him away…
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Did you hear about the Dentist and Manicurist who got married?
They fought tooth and nail!!
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It wasn’t that he had anything against French football,
he just didn’t like Toulouse
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Teaching your kids in the heat of the moment
is bad heir-conditioning.
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There has to be a repair shop
for baroque musical instruments.
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“You can whip our cream
but you can’t beat our milk,”
said the farmer.
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This is just bang out of order!
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Somebody called me ‘pretentious’ the other day.
Well, I nearly choked on my tall soy carmel machiato latte
with no foam and extra extra (sweet and low)..
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The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
Boy! Did she hit the roof.
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I phoned my work this morning and said,
“Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.”
He said,
“You have a wee cough?”
I said,
“Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!”
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I got arrested for shoplifting in the supermarket today.
I paid for six cans of Sprite at the checkout,
but when security checked my bag
he discovered I’d picked seven up.
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I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy.
This pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.
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We had another row last night,
the underlying message being that my
“sense of direction was causing huge problems in the relationship”.
Eventually, tired and frustrated, I stood up,
packed my things and right.
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I’m nervous and excited about the new
job I start at a restaurant tomorrow.
I just can’t wait.
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Did you here about the Taxidermist who was mugged?
He fought off his attacker with his bear hands.
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I saw a guy stacking shelves at the supermarket
complaining because the top shelf was broken,
and he couldn’t keep it up.
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.
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