“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Another Tuesday and another list of questions so important that no one seems to want to ask them – except here of course.
Enjoy.
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Where does the toe-tag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
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If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?
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Do they bury people with their braces on?
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How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
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Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
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If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
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Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
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Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot, and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
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Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.
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If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
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If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
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If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
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