A Mish Mash Quiz Today.

June 22, 2015June 21, 2015 fasab Questions, Tests actresses, Alfred Pennyworth, almonds, Amazon, American Odyssey, art, Asia, Australian actor, Australian movie character, aviation sunglasses, ban, Bausch & Lomb, Bible, book, books of the New Testament, britain, cabbage, characters, China, city, Controversial, countries, country, creatures, currencies, devil on two sticks, dust, earth, education, Entertainment, Europe, fictional character, first, first names, flamboyant, food, former name, fruit cake, game, general knowledge, Geography, George Custer, group, headaches, history, internet users, irish, Japan, John Lennon, juggling, La Gioconda, largest American retailer of lingerie, last, legendary city, Lieutenant General John MacCready, literature, M A S H, M*A*S*H, medical equipment manufacturer, movie, movies, music, nature, nausea, new york, painting, Paul McCartney, pilots, Potato, questions, quiz, quizzes, Ring of Bright Water, Robin Hood, Sahara, science, Scotland, sport, sun rays, television, test, tests, The Beatles, The City Of Tigers, The Golden Girls, Timbuktu, town, traditional, transports, TV series, US Army Air Corps, USA, video, widow, wind

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Welcome to today’s quiz on the fasab blog.

Another challenging selection of questions for you.

And if you get stuck you can find the answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down below, but please NO cheating.

Enjoy and good luck.

Q. 1. M*A*S*H was a famous book, movie and TV series, but what do the letters M A S H stand for?

Q. 2. Wind transports approximately how many millions of tonnes of dust from the Sahara to the Amazon every year?

a) 4 million tonnes b) 40 million tonnes c) 400 million tonnes

Q. 3. What city is known as ‘The City Of Tigers’ ? (HINT: it is not in Asia.)

Q. 4. ‘Ring of Bright Water’ is a book about which creatures?

Q. 5. This one is the name of a rich fruit cake decorated with almonds, a town in Scotland, and the last name of a comic Australian movie character. What is it?

Q. 6. In which country is the legendary city of Timbuktu? (If you have been following the TV series American Odyssey you’ll know this one.)

Q. 7. A multi-point question. What currencies are used in the following countries?

a) USA b) Britain c) Japan d) Europe e) China

Q. 8. What percentage of internet users quit waiting for a video to load after 10 seconds?

a) 10% b) 20% c) 30% d) 40% e) 50% f) 60%

Q. 9. What were the first names of the four main characters of the long running and highly successful TV series ‘The Golden Girls’ ? (Bonus points if you can also correctly name the actresses who played them.)

Q. 10. In 1929, US Army Air Corps Lieutenant General John MacCready asked Bausch & Lomb, a New York-based medical equipment manufacturer, to create aviation sunglasses that would ban the sun rays and reduce the headaches and nausea experienced by his pilots. What name were they given?

Q. 11. “The devil on two sticks” is a former name for which juggling-like game?

Q. 12. What are the four largest countries on Earth by area? (A point for each you name correctly and a bonus point if you get them in the correct order, starting with the largest.)

Q. 13. What is the painting, ‘La Gioconda’, more usually known as?

Q. 14. What is the name of the traditional Irish potato and cabbage dish?

Q. 15. What is the name of John Lennon’s widow?

Q. 16. With whom is the fictional character ‘Alfred Pennyworth’ associated?

Q. 17. Who is the largest American retailer of lingerie?

Q. 18. In the Bible what are the names of the first and last books of the New Testament?

Q. 19. What was the name of the flamboyant and controversial Australian actor who starred in many movies during the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s and played characters like ‘Robin Hood’ and ‘George Custer’?

Q. 20. What was the name of the group that Paul McCartney went on to form in 1970 after The Beatles split up?

ANSWERS

Q. 1. M*A*S*H was a famous book, movie and TV series, but what do the latters M A S H stand for?

A. 1. Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.

Q. 2. Wind transports approximately how many millions of tonnes of dust from the Sahara to the Amazon every year?

a) 4 million tonnes b) 40 million tonnes c) 400 million tonnes

A. 2. The correct answer is b) 40 million tonnes.

Q. 3. What city is known as ‘The City Of Tigers’ ? (HINT: it is not in Asia.)

A. 3. It’s Oslo, Norway. (Apparently because the city was referred to as ‘Tigerstaden’ (the City of Tigers) by the author Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson around 1870, due to his perception of the city as a cold and dangerous place.

Q. 4. ‘Ring of Bright Water’ is a book about which creatures?

A. 4. Otters.

Q. 5. This one is the name of a rich fruit cake decorated with almonds, a town in Scotland, and the last name of a comic Australian movie character. What is it?

A. 5. It is ‘Dundee’.

Q. 6. In which country is the legendary city of Timbuktu? (If you have been following the TV series American Odyssey you’ll know this one.)

A. 6. Mali, Africa.

Q. 7. A multi-point question. What currencies are used in the following countries?

a) USA b) Britain c) Japan d) Europe e) China

A. 7. a) Dollar b) Pound c) Yen d) Euro e) Yuan Renminbi

Q. 8. What percentage of internet users quit waiting for a video to load after 10 seconds?

a) 10% b) 20% c) 30% d) 40% e) 50% f) 60%

A. 8. The correct answer is e) 50%.

A. 9. They were Dorothy Zbornak (played by Bea Arthur); Rose Nylund (played by Betty White); Blanche Devereaux (played by Rue McClanahan); and Sophia Petrillo (played by Estelle Getty).

A. 10. They were called Ray Ban.

Q. 11. “The devil on two sticks” is a former name for which juggling-like game?

A. 11. Diabolo.

Q. 12. What are the four largest countries on Earth by area? (A point for each you name correctly and a bonus point if you get them in the correct order, starting with the largest.)

A. 12. 1) Russia 2) Canada 3) United States 4) PR China

Q. 13. What is the painting, ‘La Gioconda’, more usually known as?

A. 13. The Mona Lisa.

Q. 14. What is the name of the traditional Irish potato and cabbage dish?

A. 14. Colcannon.

Q. 15. What is the name of John Lennon’s widow?

A. 15. Yoko Ono.

Q. 16. With whom is the fictional character ‘Alfred Pennyworth’ associated?

A. 16. He is butler to Bruce Wayne, aka Batman.

Q. 17. Who is the largest American retailer of lingerie?

A. 17. Victoria’s Secret.

Q. 18. In the Bible what are the names of the first and last books of the New Testament?

A. 18. They are the book of Matthew and the book of Revelation.

A. 19. He was Errol Flynn.

Q. 20. What was the name of the group that Paul McCartney went on to form in 1970 after The Beatles split up?

A. 20. It was called ‘Wings’, have a taste….

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November’s Quizzes Begin Here.

November 3, 2014November 3, 2014 fasab Questions, Tests actors, alloy, apple, art, artist, artists, atmospheric gases, bird, boys, capital, characters, Chemical Element, chemistry, cherry, chicken's oysters, children, Chinese Checkers, Chinese Chequers, city, continental land mass, copper, country, distilled, doctor, education, Entertainment, famous, feet, game, general knowledge, Geography, girls, grape, highest melting point, history, island, lightning, locations, marble, matchstick men, math, mathematics, maths, metal, meters, modern Olympic Games, movie, movies, nature, nautical mile, NCIS, New Zealand, normal pressure, Northern Hemisphere, Orange, pictures, pills, populous, proportion, questions, quiz, quizzes, Random, rapid expansion, rock, school, science, sculptors, sister-in-law, spin-off series, strawberry, students, study of birds, television, test, tests, The Equalizer, tin, TV series, US city, vintage gamers, whiskey, yards

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First Monday of November and the first quiz of November.

It may be a different month but the format remains the same. Twenty random questions to test you general knowledge.

And as usual, if you get stuck, you can find the answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down below, but please NO cheating!

Enjoy and good luck.

Q. 1: How are you related to the sister-in-law of your dad’s only brother?

Q. 2: There has been a TV series and a movie named “The Equalizer”, which actors played the leading characters in each?

Q. 3: What are the names the capital city of New Zealand and its most populous city and on which island are they situated? (A point for each correct answer.)

Q. 4: If a doctor gave you 5 pills and asked you to take 1 pill every 30 minutes, how many hours would it take you to consume all the pills?

Q. 5: In what country was the game ‘Chinese Checkers’ (or ‘Chinese Chequers’) invented?

Q. 6: What are the three main types of Whiskey, defined by how they are distilled?

Q. 7: Where were the first modern Olympic Games held?

Q. 8: If 5/8 of the children in a school are boys and the school consists of 2400 students, how many girls are there?

Q. 9: How many meters, yards or feet are there in a ‘nautical mile’?

Q. 10: ‘Marble’ is a form of which type of rock?

Q. 11: Where would you find a chicken’s ‘oysters’?

Q. 12: In what US city was the original TV series ‘NCIS’ based, and what are the locations for the two spin-off series? (A point for each correct answer.)

Q. 13: A related question to the previous one, what do the letters ‘NCIS’ stand for?

Q. 14: Approximately what proportion of the continental land mass is located in the Northern Hemisphere?

Q. 15: Which chemical element has the highest melting point at normal pressure?

Q. 16: What artist was famous for his paintings of matchstick men?

Q. 17: What is the study of birds called?

Q. 18: What metal, often used by sculptors, is an alloy of copper and tin?

Q. 19: What is produced by the rapid expansion of atmospheric gases suddenly heated by lightning?

Q. 20: Finally one for all you vintage gamers, where did you find cherry strawberry orange apple grape bird?

ANSWERS

Q. 1: How are you related to the sister-in-law of your dad’s only brother?

A. 1: She’s your mom.

Q. 2: There has been a TV series and a movie named “The Equalizer”, which actors played the leading characters in each?

A. 2: Edward Woodward in the TV series and Denzil Washington in the recent movie.

Q. 3: What are the names the capital city of New Zealand and its most populous city and on which island are they situated? (A point for each correct answer.)

A. 3: Wellington is the capital of New Zealand and Auckland is its most populous city with approximately 1.4 million inhabitants. Both are situated on the North Island.

Q. 4: If a doctor gave you 5 pills and asked you to take 1 pill every 30 minutes, how many hours would it take you to consume all the pills?

A. 4: 2 hours. You took the first pill as soon as the doctor gave them to you.

Q. 5: In what country was the game ‘Chinese Checkers’ (or ‘Chinese Chequers’) invented?

A. 5: Germany (in 1892, called Stern-Halma, a variation of earlier American game Halma.

Q. 6: What are the three main types of Whiskey, defined by how they are distilled?

A. 6: They are ‘Scotch’, ‘Irish’ and ‘Bourbon’.

Q. 7: Where were the first modern Olympic Games held?

A. 7: They were held in Much Wenlock, Shropshire, England in 1850 and annually for a while afterwards, inspiring the Athens Olympiad of 1896 and the Olympic movement. (You get a point if you said ‘England’ and three points if you knew the exact location.)

Q. 8: If 5/8 of the children in a school are boys and the school consists of 2400 students, how many girls are there?

A. 8: 900 (If 5/8 of the children in a school are boys, then 3/8 of the children in that school are girls. (5/8 + 3/8 = 1) 3/8 of 2400 = 3/8 * 2400 = 900)

Q. 9: How many meters, yards or feet are there in a ‘nautical mile’?

A. 9: A nautical mile is a unit of distance that is approximately one minute of arc measured along any meridian and by international agreement has been set at 1,852 metres exactly, or approximately 2,025 yards or 6,076 feet.

Q. 10: ‘Marble’ is a form of which type of rock?

A. 10: Limestone.

Q. 11: Where would you find a chicken’s ‘oysters’?

A. 11: Chicken Oysters are two small, round pieces of dark meat on the back of poultry near the thigh. Some regard the “oyster meat” to be the most flavorful and tender part of the bird, while others dislike the taste and texture.

Q. 12: In what US city was the original TV series ‘NCIS’ based, and what are the locations for the two spin-off series? (A point for each correct answer.)

A. 12: The original NCIS TV series was set in Washington DC and the spin-off shows are set in Los Angeles and New Orleans.

Q. 13: A related question to the previous one, what do the letters ‘NCIS’ stand for?

A. 13: They stand for ‘Naval Criminal Investigative Service’.

Q. 14: Approximately what proportion of the continental land mass is located in the Northern Hemisphere?

A. 14: Approximately two-thirds.

Q. 15: Which chemical element has the highest melting point at normal pressure?

A. 15: ‘Tungsten’ is the chemical element with the highest melting point, at 3687 K (3414 °C, 6177 °F)[4] making it excellent for use as filaments in light bulbs. The often-cited carbon does not melt at ambient pressure but sublimes at about 4000 K; a liquid phase only exists above pressures of 10 MPa and estimated 4300–4700 K.

Q. 16: What artist was famous for his paintings of matchstick men?

A. 16: Laurence Stephen Lowry, better known as ‘L.S. Lowry’ (Nov 1st 1887 to Feb 23rd 1976).

Q. 17: What is the study of birds called?

A. 17: The study of birds is called ‘Ornithology’.

Q. 18: What metal, often used by sculptors, is an alloy of copper and tin?

A. 18: Bronze.

Q. 19: What is produced by the rapid expansion of atmospheric gases suddenly heated by lightning?

A. 19: Easier than you thought, it’s ‘thunder’.

Q. 20: Finally one for all you vintage gamers, where did you find cherry strawberry orange apple grape bird?

A. 20: Pac Man. Want to have a go?

http://www.knowledgeadventure.com/games/pac-man/

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Golf Balls, Planets and Satellites, Just Some Of Today’s Facts.

September 23, 2014September 14, 2014 fasab Factoids, Unusual Africa, America, asphalt, Austrian Hans Steininger, beard, Beat It video, black hole, brain, British Empire, Cadbury's chocolate bar, Captain Robert Scott, Carl Mays, Christie's, Cleveland Indians, code V over, collapse on itself, compress, cryptophasia, Discovery expedition to the Antarctic, Disney, earth, eating chocolate, Eddie Torres, education, Entertainment, fabulous facts, fact, Fact day, factoid, factoids, facts, failed to deploy, fasab fact day, fatally injured during a game, fatally wounding, fell, French Empire, game, golf balls, Greek word, historic date, Indians, information, launched, lead dancers, Leave it to Beaver, London, major league baseball player, marble, maximum weight for a golf ball, Michael Di Lorenzo, Michael Jackson, Misc, Miscellaneous, more active, most valuable chocolate bar, neutron star, New York Undercover, New York Yankees, parachutes, pitched a ball, planets, preeclampsia, pregnancy complication, pregnancy problems, random. Interesting, Ray Chapman, Russian satellite, satellites, scientific studies, second largest in the world, secret languages spoken by twins, Shayna Richardson, solo skydiving jump, song of the male goat, Southeast Asia, spoonful of matter, Sputnik 1, survived, theobromine, tragedy, tragodia, trivia, TV sitcom, vomit, world’s longest beard, Yankees

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Welcome to another fasab fact day.

Random as always, but hopefully interesting as well, here is the latest batch of facts.

Enjoy.

The maximum weight

for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.

On August 6, 1920 in a game between

the Cleveland Indians and the New York Yankees,

Carl Mays (Yankees) pitched a ball towards Ray Chapman (Indians)

that hit him on the head, fatally wounding him.

Chapman is the only major league baseball player

to be fatally injured during a game.

If you could compress the Earth down to the size of a marble

it would collapse on itself and become a black hole.

The most valuable chocolate bar in the world is a

Cadbury’s chocolate bar that’s over a 100-years old

and went on Captain Robert Scott’s first

Discovery expedition to the Antarctic.

The bar, which was 4 inches long,

wrapped and uneaten, was bought for $687 by

an anonymous buyer at Christie’s, London in 2001.

Your brain is actually more active

while you are sleeping.

In her first solo skydiving jump, Shayna Richardson’s

main and reserve parachutes failed to deploy

and she fell 10,000 feet at 50 mph towards the ground.

She slammed into the asphalt face-first,

shattering her skull and pelvis.

Miraculously, she survived.

Even more miraculously,

the baby she carried

(which she found out about at the hospital)

survived as well.

If you hear “code V” over a radio

in DIsney it means Vomit.

October 4, 1957 is an historic date to be remembered,

it is the day the Russian satellite Sputnik 1 was launched.

On the same day America launched

the TV sitcom ‘Leave it to Beaver’.

From the 19th to 20th century the French Empire

was the second largest in the world,

next to the British Empire,

extending to over 12 million square kilometers

and including territory in Africa and Southeast Asia.

Cryptophasia is the name given to

secret languages spoken by twins.

Austrian Hans Steininger was famous

for having the world’s longest beard.

One day there was a fire in town and being in a hurry

he forgot to role up his beard.

He accidentally stepped on it,

fell down, and broke his neck.

One spoonful of matter from a neutron star

would weigh about a billion tons.

According to new scientific studies,

eating chocolate can prevent pregnancy problems.

The chemical theobromine found in chocolate

may reduce preeclampsia, a major pregnancy complication.

Tragedy comes from the Greek word “tragodia”

which means “song of the male goat”.

Michael Di Lorenzo,

who plays Eddie Torres on New York Undercover

is one of the lead dancers in

Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video.

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Herbs For Sale: Please No Thyme Wasters!

June 26, 2014June 23, 2014 fasab comedy, Humour, Language, Puns 6 month old son, amusing, animals, apologise, baby bouncers, bad jokes, beads, bird, bus, Comedy, cymbalizes, cymbals, devastated, doctor delivered me, Entertainment, friend, funny, funny jokes, game, giant butterfly contest, girlfriend, hearing aid for sale, herbs, Humor, Humour, invent a cleaner, italics exam, jokes, kid safe, lamppost, liver, lucky, making fun, man, McDonald's, missing poster, morons, Moth, no matter or particles, old guy, park, play on words, playing chess, pun, pun day, puns, regular customer, respect, rimshot, ring, sellotape, Shakespeare, shoelaces, shout, silly jokes, son, sorry, stupid, stupid jokes, tennis, The Love Machine, thyme, Toucan, vacuum, Vietnam, Vietnam vet, volume of space, What's done cannot be undone, wife, win, word play, word plays

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Are you are looking for some really funny jokes?

Well, never mind.

Try these instead.

It’s Pun Day!

Enjoy or endure!!

I just saw a bird playing chess in the park.

Toucan play at that game.

If a vacuum is a volume of space

that contains no matter or particles,

why did someone bother to invent a cleaner for it?

My son got straight A’s in his italics exam.

Which actually cost him quite a few marks.

24 years ago today the doctor delivered me.

I can’t believe I’ve survived so long without a liver.

I just bought my 6 month old son one of those baby bouncers.

£10 an hour but he keeps the kid safe

My wife used to be a regular customer at McDonalds.

These days, she’s more of a large.

Hearing aid for sale.

Give me a shout if you’re interested.

A man came up to me and said,

“Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.”

I said, “That is very annoying.”

He said, “Well I can only apologize.”

I’m lucky, I can always count on my wife.

She wears a lot of beads.

“What’s done cannot be undone.”

They obviously didn’t have shoelaces in Shakespeare’s day.

So these two morons were making fun

of an old guy on the bus yesterday.

My friend said,

“You have to respect him, he’s a Vietnam vet.”

They just said

“What’s it to us if he helps animals in Vietnam.”

Why did I say I’d win that giant butterfly contest?

Me and my big moth.

I just saw two bits of sellotape stuck to a lamppost.

Must have been a missing poster.

My girlfriend was devastated to find out

that my friends call me

‘The Love Machine’

because I’m terrible at tennis.

Finally for today, this ring cymbalizes so much to me.

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

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The Final Fabulous Fasab Fact Day – For April, That Is!

April 29, 2014April 27, 2014 fasab Factoids absolute desert, Andrew Johnson, apprenticed as a tailor, April, Atacama Desert, atoms, beginnings of human history, chess, child, Chile, college, college dorm room, dead people, diagnosed psychopaths, die, direct lineage, ears, eat, education, educational, England’s King George I, Entertainment, eyes, fact, facts, first anniversary, fruit cake, functioning telephone, game, general knowledge, german, goosebumps, graduate college with a degree, groom's cake, growing, humans, information, iterations, Kim Jong Il, knowledge, live cat, Lord Byron, making his own suits, manipulative, Misc, Miscellaneous, money, mother, NBA, nose, operas, pet bear, polar bear liver, President, Princeton researchers, QE2, QEII, Queen, rain, reckless, region, same size from birth, San Antonio Spurs, scientists, ship, stockbrokers, Swiss University, the Queen Elizabeth 2, Tim Duncan, top layer of a wedding cake, trivia, Universe, vitamin A, youth

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

April is drawing to a close, but not before another selection of fabulous fasab facts.

Here’s the latest random bunch to improve your knowledge.

Hope you enjoy.

There are more possible iterations of a game of chess

than there are atoms in the known universe.

Tim Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs sacrificed money

and stayed in college four extra years

instead of going directly to the NBA

because in her last days his dying mother made

him promise to graduate college with a degree.

(Good on you Tim!)

England’s King George I

was actually German.

A study conducted by Swiss University

showed that stockbrokers

are more reckless and manipulative

than diagnosed psychopaths.

In his youth, Andrew Johnson apprenticed as a tailor.

Even as president, he never stopped making his own suits.

There is a point in the middle of Chile’s Atacama Desert

where rain has never been recorded.

Scientists call this region “absolute desert”.

Lord Byron kept a pet bear

in his college dorm room.

If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die.

Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

Dead people can get goosebumps.

Kim Jong Il wrote six operas.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth,

but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The top layer of a wedding cake,

known as the groom’s cake,

traditionally is a fruit cake.

That way it will save until the first anniversary.

Princeton researchers successfully turned a live cat

into a functioning telephone in 1929.

The ship, the Queen Elizabeth 2,

should always be written as QE2.

QEII is the actual Queen.

If you do not have a child,

you will be the first in your direct lineage,

all the way back to beginnings of human history,

to do so (or not, as the case may be!)

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What Am I?

October 16, 2013October 16, 2013 fasab Computers, Current Events, Humour, Politics, Rants $2 billion, access, administrative costs, affordable healthcare, aka, americans, amusing, bad code, break down, build-out and operate, bureaucratic, competitive rates, computer, computer code, computer program, Computers, cost, crucial components, Current Events, description, did not work, drop-down menus, estimates, fail to load, fiddled with, first launched, fools, frequently, game, Government Accountability Office, half a billion dollars, Healthcare.gov, high cost, hit with a hammer, Humor, Humour, incompetent bidding process, incompetent company, incompetent government, information, laudable goal, login, low quality of service, major code renovations, make a name for himself, miracle, Misc, Miscellaneous, money, morons, obamacare, Opinion, overhauled, played, Please enter your username and password now, poked, politician, politics, primary purpose, prodded, purchasing healthcare, Random, reject, spiral out of control, stupid, stupid people, stupidity, uninsured Americans, User not recognized, Washington, Washington DC, web site for Obamacare, website, What Am I, yes we can

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When I was a kid there used to be a game we played called “What Am I?” where someone would describe a thing or a job or a place and the rest would try to guess what it was from the description.

How about we play that game today?

What Am I?

I was born out of an idea from a politician wanting to make a name for himself.

I was then handed to an incompetent government.

I was built by an incompetent company,

That was chosen through an equally incompetent bidding process.

I have cost more than half a billion dollars of your money – so far.

Even the Government Accountability Office estimates I will cost about $2 billion to build-out and operate in 2014.

I am a computer program.

I am full of bad code like you would not believe.

I did not work right when they first launched me.

I have been subjected to major code renovations, overhauled, prodded, poked and fiddled with and even hit with a hammer and I still don’t work right.

Try to login to me and I will reject you.

If by a miracle you manage to access me I will fail to load drop-down menus and other crucial components that you need to successfully access my information.

In fact I will do my utmost to prevent uninsured Americans in the 36 states I serve from purchasing healthcare at competitive rates which is supposed to be my primary purpose.

If eventually I do get going my bureaucratic and administrative costs are going to will spiral out of control.

And I expect I will break down frequently and require much attention and money spent to keep me right.

I will continue to provide a low quality of service at an unbelievably high cost.

So what am I?

Well, if you haven’t guessed already I am “Healthcare.gov” aka the web site for Obamacare!

And the question that all Americans should be asking is, “If the masterminds behind Obamacare can’t even get a simple website up and running, what kind of a mess are they going to make implementing the rest of this act?”

Affordable healthcare is a laudable goal, but this disastrous piece of ill thought out legislation is not the way to achieve it.

Yes we can? No I’m afraid we can’t!