“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Are you are looking for some really funny jokes?
Well, never mind.
Try these instead.
It’s Pun Day!
Enjoy or endure!!
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I just saw a bird playing chess in the park.
Toucan play at that game.
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If a vacuum is a volume of space
that contains no matter or particles,
why did someone bother to invent a cleaner for it?
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My son got straight A’s in his italics exam.
Which actually cost him quite a few marks.
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24 years ago today the doctor delivered me.
I can’t believe I’ve survived so long without a liver.
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I just bought my 6 month old son one of those baby bouncers.
£10 an hour but he keeps the kid safe
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My wife used to be a regular customer at McDonalds.
These days, she’s more of a large.
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Hearing aid for sale.
Give me a shout if you’re interested.
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A man came up to me and said,
“Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.”
I said, “That is very annoying.”
He said, “Well I can only apologize.”
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I’m lucky, I can always count on my wife.
She wears a lot of beads.
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“What’s done cannot be undone.”
They obviously didn’t have shoelaces in Shakespeare’s day.
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So these two morons were making fun
of an old guy on the bus yesterday.
My friend said,
“You have to respect him, he’s a Vietnam vet.”
They just said
“What’s it to us if he helps animals in Vietnam.”
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Why did I say I’d win that giant butterfly contest?
Me and my big moth.
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I just saw two bits of sellotape stuck to a lamppost.
Must have been a missing poster.
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My girlfriend was devastated to find out
that my friends call me
‘The Love Machine’
because I’m terrible at tennis.
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Finally for today, this ring cymbalizes so much to me.
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http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
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