“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Sadly WordPress doesn’t let you bid on these posts either. I wonder why not?
Still, never mind, we have another Pun Day to look forward too now.
So….
Enjoy or endure!!
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WANTED:
Assistant required to fill
hourglasses with sand.
No timewasters.
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When bakers have a fight
They go at it all Buns Glazing.
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My friend is really interested in magnets.
Personally, I can’t see the attraction.
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Some bloke just barged into my caravan
accusing me of being the world’s worst psychic.
I don’t know what he was thinking.
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I entered a cartoonist competition today,
there were five of us in it,
we drew..
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How do trespassers get in your house?
Intruder window.
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This morning a beautiful blonde
came up to me in the street
and wrote her phone number on my hand
in bright yellow felt tip pen…
… It was the highlight of my day !
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I gave my son a faceless coin.
He couldn’t make head nor tails of it.
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If I see one more person misuse an apostrophe
I think Ill go completely nut’s !
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I am permanently hooked up to a device
which gives me an electric shock
if I say something negative.
It’s not ideal, but I can’t complain
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I’ve noticed that chess players
always close the door behind them
Do you think they don’t like draughts?
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Somebody closed the lid on my piano.
Now i can’t open it because the keys are inside.
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My friend has just directed his
own under-budget documentary,
“Living with the World’s Smallest Bath”.
I thought I’d give him a little plug.
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You can tell the sex of an ant
by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant
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The number of people who shout
“Boo!”
to their friends has risen by 85%.
That’s a frightening statistic.
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