“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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But as a rule of thumb I like puns.
Hope you do too.
Here are some more.
Enjoy!
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My Japanese penpal dropped out of school recently.
He’s taken leave of his Senseis.
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I’ve got a new job stacking shelves at a supermarket for big, tall men.
It keeps me on my toes.
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I was chatting to someone about cylindrical fasteners earlier,
it was a riveting conversation.
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Skiers don’t have drunken arguments,
they just storm off-piste.
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I used to be the managing director of the world’s largest ladder company.
Until I was asked to step down.
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A friend asked if I wanted to buy his motor boat.
I jumped at the chance and bought both.
I can keep the boat on the moat.
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My friend sells knives for a living and he said if I posted
this on the internet he’d give me a cut.
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What numbskull called it the Police / Fire Department Headquarters
and not Guns and Hoses?
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I went for a job interview with the hacking group Anonymous.
Introduced myself…
And that was the end of the interview
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Just read in the news, that there’s going to be a beauty contest
where all the models are dressed up in newspaper pages.
It must be a Miss Print.
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The A- eam.
Hey, missed a T.
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I went through a lot to be with my girlfriend.
She was standing at the other end of the car park.
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I wish I’d never joined the S and M club.
They tied me into a long term contract.
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A driver waved at me to stop my car and asked if I could change attire.
Why would someone assume that I would keep spare clothes with me!
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Heck is where people go to
who don’t believe in Golly.
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Something tells me my posture might not be so great,
I don’t know.
I just have a hunch.
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Two red blood cells met and fell in love.
But alas, it was in vein.
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My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
Now we sell smoothies.
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Man, you get a load of boos when
you turn up to an AA meeting pissed.
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I turned up to a McDonald’s job interview
riding piggyback on a Burger King employee.
“Could I just ask what the hell you’re doing?”
the receptionist asked curtly.
“Well,” I explained patiently, “the woman on the phone told me
I should report to Reception on a rival”
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