“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, pun day again. For all of you who love (and hate) puns or word play.
Today we are starting off on the topical subject of employment, but there are plenty of other subjects that get the pun treatment as well.
Enjoy (even if you are pretending not to).
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned
I just couldn’t concentrate.
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Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn’t hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
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After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn’t suited for it.
The job was only so-so anyhow.
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Next I tried working in a muffler factory,
but that was exhausting.
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I wanted to be a barber,
but I just couldn’t cut it.
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I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it,
I couldn’t cut the mustard.
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My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn’t note worthy.
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I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn’t have any patience.
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Next was a job in a shoe factory;
but it just wasn’t the right fit.
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I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
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I thought about becoming a witch,
so I tried that for a spell.
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I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
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After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a historian,
until I realized there was no future in it.
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My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit,
because it was always the same old grind.
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If you get sick at the airport
you may have a terminal illness.
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Peter won’t fly on virgin airlines
he says he won’t go with anything
that doesn’t go all the way!
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You may be an American outside the bathroom,
but inside, European.
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Do you know any puns about electricity?
About watt?
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A woman asked me for an example of a double entendre
…. so I gave her one….
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