“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Today is the fourth Thursday of November and also the last Thursday in November so whether you think Lincoln was right or Roosevelt was right, it still Thanksgiving Day in the USA.
To everyone who participates, enjoy the family holiday, eat too much and drink too much.
Last year I did what turned out to be a very popular post called “I Had To Post A Few Turkey Puns Today, Of Course They Are Fowl” ( Click here if you would like to read it.) And this year I’ve done it again.
So here are some more really bad jokes.
Enjoy or endure.
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Thanksgiving,
the time of year when turkeys
fatten Americans up for Christmas!
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Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the stuffing?
Because it’s such a crummy job!
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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock, of course!
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What would you get if you crossed
a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
A peach gobbler!
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What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
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What does a Turkey drink wine in?
In a gobble-let
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What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
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Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!
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Teacher: “What did the Indians bring
to the first Thanksgiving?”
Student: “Baseballs.”
Teacher: “Baseballs?”
Student: “Yeah,
they were Cleveland Indians!”
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Who is the turkey’s favorite movie star?
Gregory Peck.
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If you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter
Do you end up with
Pumpkin pi?
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Can a turkey jump higher than
the Empire State Building?
Yes of course it can
– a building can’t jump at all.
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Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
Because his buckle was on his hat!
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And finally,
instead of talking turkey,
let’s hear someone sing turkey instead.
Take it away Dickie Stickhead
(Phew, you have to be careful how you say that name!)
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