“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yesterday it was the answers that were the problem. Today it is the questions. Here is another selection of those important questions that very few seem to want to ask.
Enjoy.
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Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
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How come we never hear about gruntled employees?
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Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
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What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other than your hand?
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Can you “stare off into space” when you’re in space?
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
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Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
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If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn’t it reverse up and down?
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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