I Had To Post A Few Turkey Puns Today, Of Course They Are Fowl.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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A very happy Thanksgiving to all in America who read this.

I hope everyone everywhere, not just in America, is getting into the spirit of the day and giving thanks for the many good things in their lives.

But Thanksgiving or not, it’s still pun day. A little different today in that there is a mixture of pictorial puns with a distinct nautical theme and, of course, puns with a Thanksgiving theme too.

Enjoy!

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What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing; they are already stuffed.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show that he wasn’t chicken.

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Why is a turkey similar to a ghost?

Because it’s a-gobblin.

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Why did the Pilgrim kill the turkey?

Because he was in a fowl mood.

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Or, as the turkey said to the Pilgrim,

“You’re a no-good baster.”

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Why are turkeys so good at arithmetic?

Because they count the number of chopping days until Thanksgiving.

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Why did the turkey bolt down his food?

Because she was a gobbler.

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Did you hear about the conservative turkey?

It has two right wings.

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As the leftover turkey said after it was wrapped up and refrigerated,

“Foiled again.”

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble.

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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

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What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?

Breakfast or lunch!

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Thanksgiving:

when turkeys turn from gobblers to gobblees.

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Did you hear about the waiter

who dropped a Thanksgiving dinner on the floor

and feared he had created an international incident?

It was the downfall of Turkey,

the ruin of Greece,

and the breaking up of China.

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