“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The clue is always in the title.
Yes, prepare to give you chuckle muscles a workout.
It’s pun day.
Another selection of those jokes you love to hate.
Enjoy
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I’ve been trying to get this computer to work for an hour now.
Wish I’d bought a laptop.
So much lighter to carry.
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My friend clearly wears dentures but won’t admit it.
He’s lying through his teeth.
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Still thinking of taking that long term job in the PDRK?
Personally I’d choose a different Korea.
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As my wife and three of her friends
squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers,
I muttered under my breath, “Fat cows.”
“What was that?” snapped my wife.
“You herd.”
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I thought I was in for the long hall.
But it was just a really big mirror at the end of it.
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I was in the fitting room when a
beautiful woman walked in holding a lacy bra.
I think she was trying it on.
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Scientists have discovered a new shade of green.
It’s sublime.
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Old MacDonald loves to play with action dolls….
G I G I Joe.
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I clicked on the ‘Home Alone’ link earlier.
It opened a page for an Italian mortgage company.
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I entered my dog in the redneck dog show last week.
She won “Best Inbreed.”
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Would anyone like to buy any cymbal shaped pillows?
$50 Per cushion.
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Think the worst time of my life was when I worked as a cinema usher.
I was in a very dark place back then.
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It’s amazing how a piece of technology as simple
as a tablet can revolutionize your life.
Those viagra are amazing.
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I’ve found the alcohol which has solved all my problems.
It was liqueur.
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I have a lot of hangups.
I blame telemarketers.
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I’ve styled my hair so that it appears like I’ve got horns.
It’s my gnu look.
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NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden left Moscow Airport a while ago.
He’s no longer hiding in plane site.
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Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati.
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I can’t see the new Nicholas Cage action movie doing very well.
He plays a wrongly convicted man, trapped among
a bunch of the world’s most dangerous criminals,
all stuck inside a Refrigeration Factory.
It’s called Air Con
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Finally when I saw a woman had broken down at
the side of the road I didn’t stop to help her.
I’m not a psychiatrist.
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