“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And I’m for punny jokes too.
The worse, the better.
Here’s some more.
Enjoy or endure!
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Downloading digital audio has completely revolutionized our lives.
It’s the biggest change in the way we buy music since records began.
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I went to the doctors today
about my addiction to astrology.
He said “What are the signs?”
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For Sale:
Grandfather clock
– only one part missing.
Second hand.
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My wife asked me to fix a
plug for her this morning.
I refused.
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Did you hear about the guy who
trashed a Chinese restaurant?
He’s being charged with
Wonton Destruction.
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I looked up ‘Opaque’ in the dictionary today.
The definition was not very clear.
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Scientists who were against genetic engineering
have managed to cross a seagull with a sheep,
which is a massive ewe tern.
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I bought a belt made entirely from five dollar bills.
It was a waist of money.
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What is a group of deaf people called?
I bet it’s not a herd.
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To help change her appearance my missus
has started using clay facials with cucumber slices
over her eyes and her hair in rollers.
It helps, but I can still tell it’s her.
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I got stopped by a policeman
while I was driving along the road.
I stopped, opened the window and he said
“This is a spot check.”
So I replied
“I’ve got 2 blackheads and a boil on my bottom!”
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Fibonacci numbers.
It’s as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.
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I hate the local debating group.
They discussed me.
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So; if men are from Mars
and women are from Venus,
do gay men come from Uranus?
(Oh oh, that’s going to offend somebody!)
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We used to call the printer in the office ‘Bob Marley’.
It was always jammin!
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