Wouldn’t You Like To Know The Answers To Some Of These Questions?

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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It’s Tuesday and time for a few more of those questions that we would like to know the answers to had we had the presence of mind to ask them in the first place. 

The last one is my favorite.

Enjoy.

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Is there not a better name for the third hand on the watch than calling it the second hand?

clock face animation

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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

witness swearing an oath to tell the truth in court

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How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

for sale sign

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

why does rain drop and snow fall

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

sign language

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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

cartoon feet drawing

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If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?

cartoon cow

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Why is a boxing ring square?

boxing ring

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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

confused sheep

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

power outage

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

cartoon suitcase

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Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Chinese name tattoo

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Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

Glow in the dark objects

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Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

cartoon apartments

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

mnemonic

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If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

Murphy's Law

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How do you throw away a garbage can?

garbage can

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Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic ?

why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?

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Is it possible to be totally partial?

totally partial.

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Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

order of the alphabet

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More Of Those Questions That Needed To Be Asked…

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another selection of those questions that needed to be asked, although people hardly ever do. Sadly there are no answers with them, so you can make up your own if you want to.

Enjoy.

 

 

Can a black person join the KKK?

 

When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?

 

When two men get married to each other, do they both go to the same bachelor party?

 

If a guy who was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

 

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

 

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

 

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

 

Who was Sadie Hawkins?

 

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

 

Why do we sing ‘Rock a bye baby’ to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

 

If parents say, ‘Never take candy from strangers’ then why do we celebrate Halloween and teach them to take candy from strangers?

 

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

 

Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?

 

What does ‘PU’ stand for (as in ‘PU, that stinks!’)?

 

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

 

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

 

Why do people never say ‘it’s only a game’ when they’re winning?

 

Do you yawn in your sleep?

 

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

 

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

 

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