“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A few more puns to make you laugh or groan.
Enjoy them if you can.
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The cannibal was so nervous he threw up his hands
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He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.
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Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
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We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
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The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
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I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.
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I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.
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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
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Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak.
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The police arrested two kids yesterday, one for drinking battery acid and the other one for eating fireworks. They charged one but let the other one off.
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
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And finally,
Did you know that Macy’s have a contractual obligation to hire an unemployed man every November and December to play Father Christmas? It’s known as the Santa clause.
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Groan, indeed. 😉
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LOL!!! 😀
Btw, did you see this?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/12/x37b_launch/
No, but it is VERY cool!
I think Tim Allen did something with that Santa Clause. And that baby-carrying joke was truly fowl. But the old woman deserved all her troubles, ’cause I heard she had no soul and was a heel. They should’ve given her the boot! 😉
Oh, the X-ray one reminded me of a new story I saw a few days ago. A couple of museums were having some dinosaur skeletons refurbished by an outside company. There was some mix-up in shipping, though, and al the museums ended up with were Tyrannosaurus wrecks. (Rimshot.) 😀
Rimshot indeed!!!! 🙂
I was lucky this morning when I came by, thus saw yesterday’s post still at the top … but then I got hit by the stupid stick sometime during the day, which reminded me that I hadn’t seen your post today.
Thanks for stopping by. Never too late for a groan 🙂
My bad, Frank.I dropped my stupid stick earlier today, and forgot where I dropped it. Thanks for finding it, though! 😉
Dang you John … I knew you had something to do with this!
Let’s see if oyu get this cartoon reference – I, like Savoir Faire, am everywhere! 😉 (A French-Canadian mouse and a Mountie cat. THAT should help. 😀 )
Sleeping does come naturally to me:D
Excellent collection!
Thanks, glad you liked them.
Very good! Loud groan……
I think that means ‘good’. Thanks.
Hahahahahohohohohohoho
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