CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Fourteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

Time for a few more examples of the intellectualy challenged making life a bit more difficult for themselves than it should be.

Think that advertising your stuff for sale is easy? Nope, not for everyone.

Read on and enjoy.

And finally for today, the sad case of Mr R D Jones and Mrs Kelly whose happy relationship was destroyed by the idiots in his newspaper classified ads section….

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Word Play? Bad Jokes? Whatever you call them they’re Still Pun To Me

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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

A few more puns to make you laugh or groan.

Enjoy them if you can.

The cannibal was so nervous he threw up his hands

He said I was average – but he was just being mean.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.

The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.

I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.

I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak.

The police arrested two kids yesterday, one for drinking battery acid and the other one for eating fireworks. They charged one but let the other one off.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

And finally,

Did you know that Macy’s have a contractual obligation to hire an unemployed man every November and December to play Father Christmas? It’s known as the Santa clause.