“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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We are going for ‘H’ to ‘K’ today in part four of this incredible list of irrational fears called phobias. As usual I have omitted the more mundane and well known ailments such as ‘Hypocondria’. A lot of the rest should shock, amuse or otherwise entertain.
My own favorite, by a long way (little pun there to get you in the mood for tomorrow’s post), is ‘Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia’ the very look and mention of which must send waves of terror into those afflicted by it.
Read on and discover why.
Enjoy.
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Hadephobia ………. fear of hell.
Hagiophobia ………. fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia ………. fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia ………. fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia ………. fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia ………. fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia ………. fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia ………. fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia ………. fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia ………. fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia ………. fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia ………. fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia ………. fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia ………. fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia ………. fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia ………. fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia ………. fear of long words.
Hobophobia ………. fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia ………. fear of road travel.
Hormephobia ………. fear of shock.
Homichlophobia ………. fear of fog.
Homilophobia ………. fear of sermons.
Hominophobia ………. fear of men.
Homophobia ………. fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia ………. fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia ………. fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia ………. fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia ………. fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia ………. fear of glass.
Hygrophobia ………. fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia ………. fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia ………. fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia ………. fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia ………. fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia ………. fear of height.
Iatrophobia ………. fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia ………. fear of fish.
Ideophobia ………. fear of ideas.
Idiophobia ………. fear of idiots.
Illyngophobia ………. fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia ………. fear of poison.
Insectophobia ………. fear of insects.
Isolophobia ………. fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia ………. fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia ………. fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Japanophobia ………. fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia ………. fear of Jews.
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia ………. fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia ………. fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia ………. fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia ………. fear of sitting down.
Katsaridaphobia ………. fear of cockroaches.
Kenophobia ………. fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia ………. fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia ………. fear of movement or motion.
Klaoanemophobia ………. fear of breaking wind (which quite a number of people have in social settings). [Perhaps Phartophobia might have been a better name for this one?]
Kleptophobia ………. fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia ………. fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia ………. fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia ………. fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia ………. fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia ………. fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia ………. fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia ………. fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia ………. fear of stooping.
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What a dilemma for Hadephobic hagiophobe. Then again, they can always claim hypengyophobia.
Dilemma indeed, especially if the elevator has only an up or a down button!
🙂
Some of these are very funny! Are these factual?!
No, they’re just in these crazy peoples’ minds 🙂
To answer your question a bit more seriously, I think most of them are factual. I did a random search on some of them and things like Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia do seem to exist.
Wow some of them are really out there, especially the combinations. Like having one word to refer to both the fear of toothpicks as well as the fear of large fruit-bearing trees.
Kleptomanophobia – fear of kleptos? And where is helomatrophobia – fear of helicopter mothers? But I’m REALLY offended you didn’t stick one in dedicated to me – hexadecophobia – fear of the number 16, or (for me) having to translate 16-bit mainframe computer addresses into decimal. Have YOU ever tried to figure out whether FAB meant fabulous, or 4011?!? 😀
I like the sound of helomatriophobia and if I’d known about your hexadecophobia I would definitely have included it.
But I must admit I’ve never tried to figure out FAB, I just stick an AS into it 😉
You are definitely a learned person!
Very kind of you to say so but I just muddle through like most people, thankfully without the burden of kakorrhaphiophobia or katagelophobia though 😉
Herpetophobia… I know a few readers that hate when I post the Aussie crawlies…
Yeah, you got a couple of things there I wouldn’t be overly keen on meeting either.
Btw, your number’s up tomorrow, and I don’t mean because of the Mayan calendar. 😉
Sweet! I’ll have to skip ahead in email catch up, just to see it!