“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A few more puns to make you laugh or groan.
Enjoy them if you can.
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The cannibal was so nervous he threw up his hands
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He said I was average – but he was just being mean.
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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.
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Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
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We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
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The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
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I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.
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I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.
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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
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Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak.
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The police arrested two kids yesterday, one for drinking battery acid and the other one for eating fireworks. They charged one but let the other one off.
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
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A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
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And finally,
Did you know that Macy’s have a contractual obligation to hire an unemployed man every November and December to play Father Christmas? It’s known as the Santa clause.
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