“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Get it?
Pretzels, knot bread?
Never mind. Time to unravel a few more word plays.
It’s Pun Day.
Enjoy or endure!
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Here’s a good one for you,
Good one.
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I went to the museum to feed the animals
But they were all stuffed
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Those disposable cameras
are a complete con.
Now I have absolutely no record
of a perfectly lovely holiday.
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My girlfriend said she was going to
leave me because of my obsession with
pointing out inanimate objects…
So I showed her the door.
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My son has been asked
to sign for his local team.
To be honest,
I never knew they were deaf.
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Cadbury’s have brought out
a new box of chocolates
for inconsiderate people.
They’re self centered.
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I run a business selling tiny models
of Buddha and Mohammed.
Sales aren’t the best but
I’m making small prophets.
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Everyone’s blaming me for the
animal noises on the video conference at work.
Seems I’ve been made into a Skypegoat.
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The English language
is the best in the world.
It just has a certain…
je ne sais quoi.
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My family abandoned me,
my ex-girlfriend took everything I own,
and my children hate me
all because of my constant optimism.
Still, it could be worse.
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My wife asked me for a
new wardrobe last Christmas,
so I got her one.
Turns out she just wanted clothes
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I’m looking forward
to my dirty weekend.
Wash the car,
clean the garden,
take rubbish out……
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I got water trapped in my ears
after having a shower this morning.
It was a near deaf experience.
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If you like women
as well as the next man
you’re probably bi-sexual.
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What’s the temperature in Motown ?
Three degrees, four tops…
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