“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I was walking through the house
the other day with my camera
when I spotted the cat lying on a sofa.
“Hi there.” I said. “Whatya doin?”
“Just chilling out here on the sofa,’” she said.
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“I have a joke for you,” I said.
So I told her a joke.
It must have been a good one,
my how she laughed.
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Then I asked,
“Mind if I take your photo?”
“Oh no, no way,” she replied.
“I haven’t combed my fur or anything.”
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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E-mail is post, modern – get it?
Yes, it’s pun day again.
Enjoy!
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The poet had written better poems,
but he’d also written verse.
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Those who get too big for their britches
will be exposed in the end.
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“This must be an aerobics class!”
the blonde worked out at the gym.
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When the doctor told him he was missing
a left ventricle and a left aorta
the patient laughed half-heartedly.
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I’ve got some good advice for the camera shy.
Use coconuts instead.
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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there
because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu
I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished
I told the waiter, Spain good,
but there is Norway I could eat another bite
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Those who study the moon are optimists
– they look at the bright side.
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To learn rope tricks you have to be taut.
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You know, vultures can make really good comedy actors.
I really loved them in those old “Carrion” movies.
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When a skunk walked in, the judge said,
‘odor in the court’.
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How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
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I had an accident in chemistry class yesterday
when I spilled some sodium chloride
and sulphuric acid over myself.
It was terrible.
I didn’t know how to react.
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I’ve just gone into the bedroom
and someone’s stolen my bed.
Honestly.
I’m not lying.
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My friends tell me that I’m terrible at telling jokes.
I always punch up the mess line.
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The phone rings, and the wife answers it.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says,
“I bet you have a tight ass with no hair.”
Woman replies, “Yes, he’s watching TV – who shall I say is calling?”
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