A Conversation With The Cat.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”



I was walking through the house

the other day with my camera

when I spotted the cat lying on a sofa.

“Hi there.” I said. “Whatya doin?”

“Just chilling out here on the sofa,’” she said.



“I have a joke for you,” I said.

So I told her a joke.

It must have been a good one,

my how she laughed.



Then I asked,

“Mind if I take your photo?”

“Oh no, no way,” she replied.

“I haven’t combed my fur or anything.”