“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The clue is in the title.
We’re playing with words again.
Yes, it’s pun day.
Enjoy!
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I had no idea there were so many different types of sandpaper.
Luckily the guy in the shop gave me a rough guide.
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My grandfather tried to start his own company building airplanes.
But he couldn’t get it off the ground.
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I’ve just started time travelling with an old friend of mine.
We go back a long way.
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I used to have a job drilling for oil.
It was boring.
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I had to start singing when I realized I didn’t have
enough money to get into the public toilets.
I was busking for a piss.
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Every summer, my dad would take me to the beach,
put me in a chest and bury me in the sand.
Treasured memories.
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I’m having difficulty creating saline water.
I can’t work out if salt is part of the problem or part of the solution.
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I only got it two weeks and already my
Chinese sound system is broken.
So stereotypical.
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You know you’re in red neck territory when the
girls think Timberland is a theme park for lumberjacks.
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You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
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I heard that Rapunzel used to be a real party animal.
She was always letting her hair down.
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After a hard day at work I thought it would be funny
to give my boss a big pat on the back.
That was my last day working on his farm.
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As I sat down to dinner with Gaius Marius, Julius Caesar
and my wife, she rolled her eyes and said
“No, I said I wanted more ROMANCE in our relationship”.
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I drink so much my liver is more like a dier.
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Monk: “What porn is acceptable?”
Archbishop: “Nun.”
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The banker said he could offer me a credit card with no interest.
I said, “Then why are you doing it?”
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I got sacked from NASA for falling asleep on the rocket.
It completely ruined the salad at their summer barbecue.
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Once on vacation my friend fell over a pyramid and hurt his mouth.
Egypt his tooth.
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The duck said to the bartender,
‘put it on my bill.’
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I was in a Chinese restaurant last night and I asked
the waiter if there were any Chinese Jews.
He walked off then came back a while later and said,
“No we only have apple juice, lemon juice or orange juice.”
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