“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Another super blooper bundle from the newspapers.
Something in here should rise a smile and provide an embarrassment or two for the editorial staff.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Intelligence seems to be the only thing in jeopardy as far as these quiz show contestants are concerned!
Another array of dumb answers to look at.
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Q: On December 4, 1783, George Washington bade his officers farewell at this New York City tavern.
A: What is the Whiskey-A-Go-Go?
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Q: This term for a long handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
A: What is a hoe?
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Q: By the 4th century AD, Rome had 28 public ones stacked with rolls of papyrus
A: What are public toilets?
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Q: It’s the southernmost city of the continental United States.
A: What is West Virginia?
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Q: He was born in India in 1841.
A: Who is Alex Trebek?
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Q: Hedda Tesman, Helen Alving, Knut Brovik
A: Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen?
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Q: In which of the three daily meals are you most likely to eat fatty foods?
A: Meat
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Q: Bourbon whiskey is named after Bourbon County, located in what state?
A: England
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Q: Prior to 1984, what was the last year the United States participated in the Summer Olympics?
A: 1936
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Q: On the middle row of a standard keyboard, what key should your left pinky rest on?
A: ASDF
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Q: What chocolate bar is named after the Roman god of war?
A: Snickers
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Q: What ‘G’ is a brand of animal shaped cheddar crackers introduced by Pepperidge Farm in 1962?
A: Oreos
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Q: How many red stripes are there on the American flag?
A: 50
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Q: What ‘H’ is the general term for a six-sided two-dimensional shape?
A: Trapezoid
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Q: According to the proverb, the daily consumption of what piece of fruit keeps the doctor away?
A: Banana
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Last week we talked about peanuts and peanut butter. Today another delicacy that is a favorite of many. I’m sure some people out there will be allergic to it and of course diabetics have to be careful about their intake of it, but that aside I don’t think there are too many people who don’t like ….
In fact when you think about it, it plays a big part in our lives right from early childhood to adulthood.
Christmas, birthdays, St Valentines, anniversaries, any and all occasions are appropriate for the gift of a nice box of chocolates. Any day with a ‘Y’ in it really!
And it is so versatile – think candies, chocolate bars, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, chocolate syrup, chocolate ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, hot chocolate drinks, a nice cup of café mocha even.
But enough of that, I’ve made myself hungry and thirsty. Here are the forty-one facts about chocolate that you probably didn’t know.
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American and Russian space flights have always included chocolate.
One ounce of chocolate has about 20 mg of caffeine in it. A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
In Belgium, 172,000 tons of chocolate are produced in a year
In 1657, the first chocolate house was opened in London, England. The cost of chocolate was about 13 shillings per pound and was a drink that only the elite enjoyed
Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second
Adolf Hitler loved chocolate cake
There are some types of chocolates that are actually good for the arteries and heart. Eating chocolate three times a month helps people live longer as opposed to people who overeat chocolate or do not eat chocolate at all
Chocolate maker Cadbury (now part of the Kraft organization) uses more than sixty thousand tonnes of cocoa each year, in the United Kingdom alone
Approximately 71% of American chocolate eaters prefer to eat milk chocolate
The Snickers chocolate bar was invented in 1930
The country with the highest consumption of chocolate per capita is Switzerland, with 22 pounds per person, per year
The chocolate chip cookie was invented in 1933
A single chocolate chip gives enough energy to a human being to walk 150 feet
The rarest chocolate bar in the world is the Porcelana bar. There are only 20,000 of these bars produced a year, and they sell for $90 per pound
Over $7 billion a year is spent on chocolates by consumers
Kit Kat chocolate bar was introduced to the market in 1935. It is said to have been the most popular chocolate bar in the United Kingdom for the last 15 years.
The amount of Kit Kat chocolate bars that are made at the York factory every 15 minutes are enough to outstack the Eiffel Tower
Milk chocolate was invented in Switzerland by David Peter in 1876
The triangular shape that Toblerone chocolates are packaged in, is protected by law
Consuming chocolate was once considered a sin during the 16th and 17th century. During that time it was provided in the form of a drink and since drinking wine during lent was a sin, so was drinking chocolate
The best selling chocolate syrup in the world is Hershey
Chocolate was used as medicine during the 18th century. It was believed that chocolate could cure a stomach ache
During the Easter season, 600 million Marshmallow Peeps are bought my Americans. The Marshmallow Peep is the most popular Easter candy besides chocolate
40 percent of the almonds in the world are used by manufacturers of chocolate
For people that are lactose intolerant, chocolate aids in helping milk digest easier
The popular chocolate bar “Three Musketeers” got its name because when it was first introduced in 1932 there were three individual bars. The flavours were strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla
In the movie Psycho by Alfred Hitchcock, chocolate syrup was used for blood in the shower scene
In China, people eat a bar of chocolate for every 1,000 chocolate bars eaten by the British
In Spain, it is common to pour chocolate milk or cafe au lait on cereal for breakfast
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
Parrots cannot eat chocolate because it is poisonous to their body
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.
The most popular gift that teachers receive in the United States from their students is chocolate
In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate
In the United States, approximately seven billion pounds of chocolate and candy are manufactured each year
During World War II, Kit Kat was unavailable due to milk shortages, so the chocolate bar was made without milk
Singer Chaka Khan came out with a line of chocolates called “Chakalates.”
Chocolate accounts for less than two percent of the fat in the American diet
Contrary to popular beliefs, chocolate does not cause acne
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
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