“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, as always the clue is in the title.
It’s pun day!
Enjoy – you know you do.
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I’ve just got a make-shift job
at the computer keyboard factory.
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A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday…
…the wedding was low key.
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As a paranoid schizophrenic, I take
the elevator alone to my top floor apartment…
I can’t handle the stares.
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I do all my addition in my head.
It’s the thought that counts.
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My teacher said to our class the
other day that she hates suck-ups.
I couldn’t agree more.
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I was just about to nail some shelves to the wall.
Then I thought, screw it.
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Corrugated roofs.
are really groovy.
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So they finally found Osama a couple of years ago,
talk Abbotabad place to hide!
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What do cheap hotels and
tight designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
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When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia
was asked if he knew where he was going he replied
“off course”
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Woke up this morning after a heavy night
of drinking to find out that I’d gone bald.
Which is strange because normally
I go for brunettes.
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A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The barman says,
“Have you been served?”
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My horse had a win at the races today.
I have no idea how he filled in the betting slip.
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I saw two people hailing a taxi today and thought:
“What strange religion do they belong to?”
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Princess Diana died on the 31 August 1997
having been staying at the Ritz, Paris.
Margaret Thatcher died April 8, 2013
having been staying at the Ritz, London.
I’ve been saying it’s a conspiracy for years
but everyone else thinks it’s just crackers.
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My maths teacher asked me,
“Do you understand inequalities?”
I replied, “More or less.”
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Without a doubt, my favorite
Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
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I’ve got a friend who’s a female private investigator.
Although he prefers to be called a gynecologist.
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There’s two things I don’t like about a politician,
his face.
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Saw a woman today who opened the door in her nightie.
I thought, “That’s a funny place for a door.”
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