Oh No! Not Again!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

The Sunday Sermon.

.

If you have read any of my previous entries in the politics section of this blog you will already be aware of my extremely low opinion of the intelligence of those in America who are in charge of foreign policy.

These idiots blunder about knowing little of history or tradition in other nations and make quick reaction judgments that are short sighted and that have continually come back to bite them on the ass.

Well, not them exactly, but the poor servicemen and women who are sent in to mop up their messes.

So what has got me ranting this time?

Only the fact that the morons in charge are currently negotiating what is being called ‘a groundbreaking agreement’ that will give American nuclear know-how to the country where Osama Bin Laden and the vast majority of the 9/11 terrorists came from.

Yes, Saudi Arabia.

Coat_of_arms_of_Saudi_Arabia

.

The short-sighted US strategy is probably to assist an ally (an oil rich one, of course) to make it an unconquerable target for any of the other states in the area who have expansionist plans for the future.

Great – while the Saud family stay in control, or while a sensible member of the Saud family is in charge.

But what happens if, sometime down the road, the ruling dynasty is overthrown? Not an unknown occurrence in the Middle East. Or what happens if one day there is the equivalent of an ‘Osama’ in the Saud family just as there was in the Bin Laden family?

And what happened to all those non proliferation agreements designed to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of those incapable of handling them sensibly?

The last thing the Middle East needs is yet another country developing nuclear weapons capability. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out.

If the consequences were not so potentially tragic, it would be fun watching the political morons in Washington justifying going to war to take nuclear capability away from Iran, which at least holds democratic elections, yet at the same time giving nuclear capability to Saudi Arabia which is an undemocratic dictatorship.

Not even the most devout liberal could spin that one to make it sound good!

.

Mushroom-Cloud

=======================================================

.

Shortbread… They’re not making it any longer!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

.

Yes, as always the clue is in the title.

It’s pun day!

Enjoy – you know you do.

.

.

I’ve just got a make-shift job

at the computer keyboard factory.

shift key

.

A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday…

…the wedding was low key.

Limbo

.

As a paranoid schizophrenic, I take

the elevator alone to my top floor apartment…

I can’t handle the stares.

paranoid schizophrenic

.

I do all my addition in my head.

It’s the thought that counts.

maths

.

My teacher said to our class the

other day that she hates suck-ups.

I couldn’t agree more. 

sucking-up-cartoon

.

I was just about to nail some shelves to the wall.

Then I thought, screw it.

wall-shelves

.

Corrugated roofs.

are really groovy.

corrugated-roof-of-a-building

.

So they finally found Osama a couple of years ago,

talk Abbotabad place to hide!

hideout-house-of-slain-al-qaeda-leader-osama-bin-laden-in-abbottabad

.

What do cheap hotels and

tight designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

tight jeans

.

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia

was asked if he knew where he was going he replied

“off course”

Costa Concordia

.

Woke up this morning after a heavy night

of drinking to find out that I’d gone bald.

Which is strange because normally

I go for brunettes. 

bald

.

A tennis ball walks into a bar.

The barman says,

“Have you been served?”

tenis ball

.

My horse had a win at the races today.

I have no idea how he filled in the betting slip.

horse cartoon

.

I saw two people hailing a taxi today and thought:

“What strange religion do they belong to?”

hailing taxi

.

Princess Diana died on the 31 August 1997

having been staying at the Ritz, Paris.

Margaret Thatcher died April 8, 2013

having been staying at the Ritz, London.

I’ve been saying it’s a conspiracy for years

but everyone else thinks it’s just crackers.

nabisco-ritz-crackers

.

My maths teacher asked me,

“Do you understand inequalities?”

I replied, “More or less.”

cartoon inequalities

.

Without a doubt, my favorite

Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire. 

Mrs Doubtfire

.

I’ve got a friend who’s a female private investigator.

Although he prefers to be called a gynecologist.

gynae

.

There’s two things I don’t like about a politician,

his face.

two-faced-2

.

Saw a woman today who opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, “That’s a funny place for a door.” 

door_in_her_nightie_____by_boblea

.

============================

.