“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Pandering to the stupidest people in society has become the norm.
All that does is drag everyone closer to their level of stupidity, but apparently the equally stupid people in charge think that’s the way it has to be.
They’ve even managed to get stupid people to write the stupid signs for the other stupid people.
Sound like a conspiracy to me, except they’re not smart enough for that.
Anyway, enough of my rant.
Just enjoy.
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“Do not iron clothes on body.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
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“Do not drive car or operate machinery.”
On Boot’s children’s cough medicine.
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“For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a string of Christmas lights.
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“Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly.”
On a child sized Superman costume.
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“This door is alarmed from 7:00pm – 7:00am.”
On a hospital’s outside access door.
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“Beware!
To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”
On a sign at a railroad station.
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“Warning:
do not use if you have prostate problems.”
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
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“Product will be hot after heating.”
On a supermarket dessert box.
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“Do not turn upside down.”
On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
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“Do not light in face.
Do not expose to flame.”
On a lighter.
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“Choking hazard:
This toy is a small ball.”
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
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“Not for human consumption.”
On a package of dice.
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