“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I looked in the dictionary for today’s post.
It said, PUN: a play on words; the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications; the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning.
And, do you know, it was right.
Enjoy!
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I’ve never been to our basement.
I think it’s is beneath me
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humor my plumber has.
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When I was younger my Grandma used to rub lard into my Grandpa’s back when he was ill.
He went down hill fast after that.
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I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue.
I couldn’t put it down.
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I went in to a pet shop.
I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?”
The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
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Just seen a sign outside the hardware store:
“Stainless Steel Sinks”.
Bit obvious, I thought.
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I went to the Video Shop the other day.
I said, “Can I take out Batman Forever?”
They said, “No, you have to bring it back tomorrow.”
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God is talking to one of his angels.
He says, “Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
“What are you going to do now?” asks the angel.
“Call it a day,” says God.
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A Freudian slip is one where you say one thing but mean a mother.
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I recently took up meditation.
It beats sitting around doing nothing.
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I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper yesterday…
….You could say I was dicing with death.
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I went to the doctors.
He said, “You’ve got hypochondria.”
I said, “Oh no, not that as well.”
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My dog is a blacksmith.
Every time I open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
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I don’t understand how people call me homophobic.
I love my house.
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Did you hear about the guy that trashed a Chinese restaurant?
He’s being charged with Wonton Destruction.
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