fattest man in Britain

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

As if you didn’t know from the title – it’s pun day again!

More word play jokes to be enjoyed or endured depending on your taste.

Try them out.

And enjoy!

My wife and I were happy for 25 years.

Then we met.

I went for an audition the other day.

They were casting 13 people to be clouds.

14 showed up.

It was overcast.

Billy: “Did you that movie yesterday where

the actress that was stabbed by a psycho?

Reese…what’s her name?”

Tommy: “Witherspoon?”

Billy: “No with a knife.”

Have you ever had an accident at work?

Yes, my secretary is pregnant.

Rats are under rated.

Just check your dictionary.

I woke up this morning and there was a bloke stealing my gate.

I didn’t want to say anything in case he took a fence.

The fattest man in Britain has recently relocated

from Bath to Poole as he ‘needs more living space’.

Some terms are really misleading.

I went into the changing room several times.

It was still the same.

I used to feed gorillas at the Zoo from a distance using a golf club.

I’d drive them bananas.

I was asked to describe my life in a nut shell.

“Very dark and cramped,” I replied.

I lost my watch earlier.

I would have looked for it but I didn’t have the time.

My friend Daniel wouldn’t believe me when

I told him that his name was an anagram.

He’s in denial.

I was going to start taking self defense lessons

but I decided on a math class instead.

I’m a firm believer there’s safety in numbers.

I saw a billboard on the way to work this

morning that read “Future Events.”

Well, that’s a sign of things to come.

A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.

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