“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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As if you didn’t know from the title – it’s pun day again!
More word play jokes to be enjoyed or endured depending on your taste.
Try them out.
And enjoy!
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My wife and I were happy for 25 years.
Then we met.
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I went for an audition the other day.
They were casting 13 people to be clouds.
14 showed up.
It was overcast.
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Billy: “Did you that movie yesterday where
the actress that was stabbed by a psycho?
Reese…what’s her name?”
Tommy: “Witherspoon?”
Billy: “No with a knife.”
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Have you ever had an accident at work?
Yes, my secretary is pregnant.
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Rats are under rated.
Just check your dictionary.
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I woke up this morning and there was a bloke stealing my gate.
I didn’t want to say anything in case he took a fence.
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The fattest man in Britain has recently relocated
from Bath to Poole as he ‘needs more living space’.
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Some terms are really misleading.
I went into the changing room several times.
It was still the same.
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I used to feed gorillas at the Zoo from a distance using a golf club.
I’d drive them bananas.
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I was asked to describe my life in a nut shell.
“Very dark and cramped,” I replied.
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I lost my watch earlier.
I would have looked for it but I didn’t have the time.
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My friend Daniel wouldn’t believe me when
I told him that his name was an anagram.
He’s in denial.
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I was going to start taking self defense lessons
but I decided on a math class instead.
I’m a firm believer there’s safety in numbers.
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I saw a billboard on the way to work this
morning that read “Future Events.”
Well, that’s a sign of things to come.
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A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.
“Did you kill that lion?” asks the Zulu.
“Yeah, I beat it to death with my club,” the pygmy replies.
“Wow, you must have a big club,” says the Zulu.
“Yes,” replies the pygmy. “There’s about thirty of us.”
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