“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Word play day, or more puns if you like that description better.
Endure or enjoy, preferably the latter!
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“Let’s order some Chinese.”
“To do what?”
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I remember in 1995 when I went to an Oasis gig with my sister and my brother.
When the band came on stage I shouted, “Go Oasis.”
I never saw my sister after that.
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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I went into the hardware store and said,
“These shelves you sold me are useless. I couldn’t even…”
The cashier said, “Put ’em up?”
I said, “Okay, you wanna fight about it? Come on then!”
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I was taking some notes the other day,
when I was arrested and escorted from the bank.
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I’ve just started a new job at the local slaughterhouse, stunning cows.
…And some of the sheep are pretty good looking too.
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Did you hear about the neo Nazi builder?
He liked to drill with the bosch.
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As I stood on the tube this morning I thought to myself,
“My pringles are getting crushed”
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My Pokemon card collection was destroyed in a fire.
I’ve only got Ash now.
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I was perfectly happy in Mississippi,
Then Mr Sippi came back early from his business trip.
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I love watching videos of lakes and rivers on the internet.
I’m viewing a live stream right now.
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My friend said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his bits.
I said, “Woweee, how much did she charge you?”
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Two pencils decided to have a race.
They drew.
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My friend said he’s going to set a new standard in pubs
by opening one on the top of a mountain.
Personally, I think he’s raised the bar too high.
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Tattoos are great for preserving memories,
otherwise I would have totally forgotten about those anchors.
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