“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And I love puns as well.
So brace yourselves for another selection of word plays.
Enjoy or endure!!
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It pains me to say it,
but I have a sore throat
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There was a knock at the door this morning,
so I opened it and there was a basin on the doorstep.
I thought, “I’d better let this sink in.”
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For the record I bought
a vinyl cleaning machine
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Having just punched a midget selling watches,
I know I’ve hit an all time low.
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Are there any fat people in Finland?
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Have you ever wondered what the
word for ‘dot’ looks like in braille?
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My girlfriend broke up with me
because of my obsession with puzzles.
There were a lot of cross words
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I can’t undo wrongs.
But I can write them.
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A friend dared me to steal a
flat-bottomed boat from the river.
I thought, “Why not. I’ll take a punt.”
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Everyone loved the baker.
He had a massive flan base.
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I don’t regard being a toastmaster a job,
it’s more a calling.
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The ten largest baseball stadiums hold
between 46,000 – 56,000 people.
Just some ballpark figures for you.
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My girlfriend asked me what I’d do with my life if I lost her.
I said it would be like breaking a pencil.
She said, “Do you mean it would be pointless?”
I said, “No, I’d just go out and buy another one.”
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I’ve just bought some ghost-shaped laxative tablets.
They scare the crap out of me.
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