“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And it takes guts to publish some of these word play jokes.
So strap yourselves in for another wicked selection.
Enjoy or endure!
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My girlfriend keeps telling me that making
clothes based puns is really not funny.
Corset is!
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My teacher asked the class,
“Can anybody name a sport that starts with a ‘T’?”
I said “Yes, golf.”
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My son asked me where the most
dangerous place on earth is.
I’m stuck between Iraq Kandahar place.
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I was speaking to a man from Syria today and he said,
“In my country, bear fighting is the most popular sport.”
“That’s revolting.” I replied.
“No,” he said. “That’s our second most popular.”
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Teacher: “In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.”
Sammy : “You can’t fool me, Teacher…
snakes don’t have feet.”
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A woman screamed, “No means no!” at me today.
I left soon after.
It was the shortest Spanish lesson I’d ever had.
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I saved loads of cash on the new over-priced iPhone yesterday.
I didn’t buy one.
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A note left for a pianist from his wife
“Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.”
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About to microwave some fruit.
Getting ready for a hot date.
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I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer.
I’ve been refused bale.
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When my wife told me Scandinavian languages
don’t have the letter ‘R’ I immediately thought…
No way!
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I’ve often wondered why it is called ‘Mooning’
when you’re actually showing ‘Uranus’?
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As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.
It gives me the E B G B s
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I heard someone say that nothing rhymes with orange.
No it doesn’t!
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I used to live in a small town in Spain called Macarena.
But I don’t like to make a song and dance about it.
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