“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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If failure is path of least persistence, you can’t accuse me of failing to stick up for puns.
This series has already been going a lot longer than I ever imagined.
Will it ever end?
Eventually I suppose.
But not this week.
So enjoy or endure some more!
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It’s your attitude and not your aptitude
that determines your altitude.
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Last night I had a dream that a silicon chip and
a hard drive conditionally offered to bring my dinner over.
If memory serves me.
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It’s been decided that there will be a
new gay wing of the Government.
They’re starting with the Homo Office.
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Who is the worst chicken killer in Shakespeare?
Macbeth. He did murder most foul.
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L’Oreal camouflage paint.
Because you’re war fit.
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My wife gave me a leaflet about
anger management last week…
I lost it.
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People hang on my every word.
Probably why I lost my job at the Samaritans.
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Two old ladies knocked on my door,
selling the bible and brown bread,
they were the Hovis witnesses!
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I’ve got an idea for a new interactive reality TV show.
It’s called ‘Bone Idol’.
I can’t be bothered to send it in though.
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At the recent winter Olympics, as the rest of the
bobsleigh team prepared for their first run,
the brake man suddenly fell to the floor clutching his leg.
“Go on without me,” he cried.
“I’ll only slow you down.”
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Drilling for oil is boring.
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens.
But I was struggling to make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the Frenchman
who could only count to seven?
He had a huit allergy.
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Cool, although I just barley got it…a little corny….
I can’t help it, they just keep cropping up….
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A bulb walks into an airport without any bags
wearing nothing but a shirt, sandals, and a hat.
The check in girl looks at him and says,
“Travelling light?”
The bulb says “Yes, I am.”
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