Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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And what you get today is more word play, otherwise known as puns.
Enjoy or endure!
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It was a big mistake I made, when I dared to be different.
I’ve never been the same since.
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My girlfriend and I write all our love letters in pencil.
We have a no-pen relationship.
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I could demonstrate to you how easily my new
drill goes through human flesh and bone…
But I don’t want to bore you.
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You have to question the modus operandi of
people who use Latin for no reason.
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When my friend’s enormous wife was rushed to A&E with
chest pains the doctor examined her
and said she needed a bypass.
He asked,
“Isn’t that a bit extreme, doctor?”
The Doc replied,
“Maybe, but she’s blocking other patients from getting into the hospital.”
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My plan to make money by using discarded feathers
to make soft furnishings has ended in disaster.
I can’t fill anything from the waste down
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A worker has fallen in to a large vat of melted butter at a dairy factory.
His condition has yet to be clarified.
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What do you call it when a bunch of women
dress up in saris before a wedding?
A hendu.
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A man applied for a job as a gynecologist the other day.
Unfortunately he was not qualified so he didn’t get a look in.
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Can anyone recommend something
I can use in loo of toilet paper?
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I just started my new job at a leaf disposal company.
I’ve been raking it in.
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I had to send in a duplicate application to get a job making retro cars at Citroen.
They needed 2 CVs.
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I’ve just watched a video of lions being fed at Copenhagen Zoo.
It was very giraffic.
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I once met a really stupid bloke on a Greek island.
He was a Cretan.
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If I could take Abba out to lunch
I would, my friend, for Nandos.
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