“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Hi everyone, yes it’s Monday again and time for another selection of stupid quiz show answers.
Are you depressed at the horrendous level of stupidity out there in the big wide world, or just happy that you are a lot smarter then these guys? I mean, who could ever forget “Smelly Kelly”?
Either way I hope you enjoy today’s bunch.
Q: Name a time when people wake up
A: Morning
Q: Name a sport people play by themselves
A: Video games
Q: The state with the best beaches
A: Los Angeles
Q: Name something a husband asks his wife to carry in her purse
A: Condoms
Q: Name something a woman likes a man to have that begins with the letter M
A: Makeup
Q: Name a Southern city
A: Georgia
Q: Name a subject people discuss on their first date
A: Sex
Q: Name something an airline passenger might be holding during a bumpy flight
A: A lucky rabbit’s foot
Q: Name something about Dr. Phil that comedians make fun of
A: His contestants
Q: Name a famous Kelly
A: Kelly “Ripka”
A: “Smelly Kelly”
Q: Name a sure cure for a hangover
A: Making love
Q: Name a famous Christina
A: Christina the car
Q: Name a food with an edible skin
A: Banana
Q: The night with the worst TV programs
A: UPN
Q: Name something you put in tea
A: Tea bag
Q: Name a place where you might see a dead body
A: Your house
Q: Name a job around the house that has to be done every fall
A: Spring cleaning
Q: An occupation considered to be un-masculine
A: Truck driver
Q: Name something dogs can do better than people
A: Pee
Q: The longest amount of time you have spent without talking to your spouse
A: 20 minutes
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