“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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There’s no ingratitude like the ingratitude of a chicken when you specially prepare a meal for it.
Still I can always make some soup!
Want some more word play?
Try these.
Enjoy or endure!!
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When someone says they are not in denial,
I never know whether to believe them…
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What’s another name
for an angry feminist?
A feminist.
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My girlfriend said I’m afraid of commitment.
Well…
I wouldn’t really call her my girlfriend.
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I haven’t slept for ten days,
because that would be too long.
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Newspaper headline:
Air strike planned
Well I hope it doesn’t last long,
I can’t hold my breath for more than 30 seconds.
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I once went out with a girl called simile,
I don’t know what I metaphor.
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The grenade factory is the one place
where being able to hear a pin drop
is a bad thing
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I had a camera but,
whenever I photographed people,
they came out looking bald-headed…
it was then I realized that
I was using Kojak film.
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Are Dementia and Alzheimers
two separate illnesses
or are they one and the same thing?
I can never remember.
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A minor background part actor
walks into a massage parlour and
asks if they are willing to provide sexual services.
The lady replies
“Sorry love, we don’t do extras.”
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My Grandad’s so old
that he remembers
when X Factor was
just a Roman Sun cream
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My girlfriend told me that
my Tom Petty obsession
is getting out of hand,
but I won’t back down on this one.
No I won’t
Back
Down
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