“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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That’s good advice in the title by the way.
Now for some good word plays or puns.
As ever….
Enjoy or endure!!
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What do you get if you cross
a mountain and a desert?
Tired feet.
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My girlfriend asked me,
“If you could have any super-power,
which one would you have?”
I said, “America.”
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Education is important but
becoming a model is importanter.
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The key to being funny is
to say smart things stupidly…
or was is it stupid things smartly?
Whatever,
it’s not rocket surgery.
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I used to see this girl across the road from me
but she closes her curtains now!
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I often say to myself,
“I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”
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My friend and his wife are a fastidious couple.
He is fast and she is hideous.
(Or is it the other way round?)
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The instructions on my microwave meal
say ‘stir and recover’
How tiring do they think stirring actually is?
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How to fall downstairs.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11
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And so, with a heavy heart,
I explained to the wife that I’ve
got too much iron in my blood.
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Scientists now think that global warming
is the main cause of documentaries and stupid laws
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West
could have been avoided completely if
cowboy architects had just made their
towns big enough for everyone.
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