Never Judge A Book By It’s Movie.

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

That’s good advice in the title by the way.

Now for some good word plays or puns.

As ever….

Enjoy or endure!!




What do you get if you cross

a mountain and a desert?

Tired feet.

 Tired feet



My girlfriend asked me,

“If you could have any super-power,

which one would you have?”

I said, “America.”





Education is important but

becoming a model is importanter.

 becoming a model



The key to being funny is

to say smart things stupidly…

or was is it stupid things smartly?


it’s not rocket surgery.

 rocket surgery



I used to see this girl across the road from me

but she closes her curtains now!

 closed curtains



I often say to myself,

“I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

 cloning machine



My friend and his wife are a fastidious couple.

He is fast and she is hideous.

(Or is it the other way round?)

 fastidious couple



The instructions on my microwave meal

say ‘stir and recover’

How tiring do they think stirring actually is?

 microwave meal



How to fall downstairs.

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11

 fall down stairs cartoon



And so, with a heavy heart,

I explained to the wife that I’ve

got too much iron in my blood.

 heavy heart



Scientists now think that global warming

is the main cause of documentaries and stupid laws




I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West

could have been avoided completely if

cowboy architects had just made their

towns big enough for everyone.





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