“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It a bit like asking, who needs Puns when you know everybody does!
And here’s some more.
Enjoy or endure!!
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Apparently most people lean slightly
forward when they nod their head.
I must say I’m inclined to agree.
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Where do people from Senegal drive?
In Dakar
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Someone just threw a bottle
of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don’t worry, I only suffered
super fish oil injuries.
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Skydiving without a parachute is
a once in a lifetime experience.
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Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar
It was tense.
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I work as a waiter.
The pay isn’t great
but I put food on the table.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Passport Inspectors:
You’ve got to hand it to them
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My ex-wife was deaf.
She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest,
I should have seen the signs.
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When I was little I had imaginary friends
and I used to play with them all the time.
They were real people,
I just imagined they were my friends.
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Coke dealers.
Always sticking their business
in other people’s noses.
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar
“Round?”
“Round?”
“Get a round”
“I get a round?”
“Get a round….”
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