Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Fifteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another super blooper bundle from the newspapers.

Something in here should rise a smile and provide an embarrassment or two for the editorial staff.

Enjoy.

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Thirteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 21, 2013August 16, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour, Language accident, amusing, anal plunge, birthday cards, Bloopers, blow your house down, booted out, China, Comedy, crash, dead, diarrhea, easy-open locks, Entertainment, erection, fools, friends, funeral tribute, funny, gay, gay man, health officials, hit the ground, houses blown down, huff, Humor, Humour, idiots, judge, language, Lesbian, local newspaper, Misc, Miscellaneous, morgue, morons, newspaper, newspaper ads, newspaper editor, newspaper editors, newspaper headline, newspaper headlines, newspaper stories, newspapers, newsprint, nudists, nursing home, Obama, Obama's package, oldsters, openly gay judge, orgy, pigs, pigs die, plane crash, poison, pools, President Obama, PTI, puff, remain dead, shooting spree, state prisons, stolen mail, stupid, stupid people, sucking, theft, towers, Utah Poison Control Center, winning candidates, Wreck Beach

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The midweek look at the newspapers.

Always something in here to amuse and entertain and to show how a little bit of stupidity often goes a long way.

Enjoy.

And finally,

I’ll huff,

and I’ll puff…

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Twelve!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 14, 2013August 7, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour, Language advertise, amusing, antler, attorney, California, Canadian woman, Comedy, ditch, Entertainment, feud, fools, Frasier, funny, gay, gay man, ginger kid, goat, Humor, Humour, idiots, killing, lawyer, Lesbian, lion, Lion Country Safari Park, lioness, lionesses, lions, literacy, local newspaper, long nails, machete, Mail Online, Mailman, Misc, Miscellaneous, Mississippi, moose, morons, neighbors, newspaper, newspaper ads, newspaper editor, newspaper editors, newspaper headline, newspaper headlines, newspaper stories, newspapers, newsprint, question of the day, robbery, San Diego News, sex offenders, stupid, stupid people, stupidity, three legged cat, touch screen

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Time for another mid-week look at the papers and to savor a few more newspaper headline nightmares.

Hope at least a few of these make you smile.

Enjoy.

Oh yes, I nearly forgot – Good old Frasier! (You’ll see what I mean later.)

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Eleven!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another mid week batch of newspaper headline nightmares.

I hope you find at least one or two to raise a smile.

Enjoy.

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Seven!!!!!!

July 10, 2013July 1, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour advice for elderly, amusing, apathy, banana mogul, Batman, beware, Bishops, blow-jobs, bum driller, Cleveland, Clinton, Clinton licks beavers, colon, Comedy, Detroit, drug possession, Entertainment, fake hookers, fools, funny, hookers, Humor, Humour, idiots, jokes, local newspaper, Mayo Advertiser, midgets, Misc, Miscellaneous, morons, newspaper, newspaper ads, newspaper editors, newspaper headlines, newspaper stories, newspapers, newsprint, pole dance, police, population, Random, sex abuse rules, sex romp, small crowd, smelling like a rose, stupid, stupid people, stupidity, Sudbury Star, Vikings, wrestling, wrestling midgets

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Part seven of our look at newspaper headlines.

I hope that you are getting as much fun out of reading these as I am in finding them.

It’s comforting to have these bloopers, mistakes, or evidence of stupidity down in print for all to see.

So enjoy this latest batch of newspaper headline nightmares and, as you do, don’t forget to ask, “Did they really mean to say that?”

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Twenty-Three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And they said it wouldn’t last.

Yes we are at part twenty-three of the classified ad disasters and the stupidity shows no sign of abating – thank goodness.

Here’s the latest batch.

Enjoy.

and finally, at last a sport I could do really well,

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CLASSIFIED: For your Eyes Only, Part Twenty-Two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 6, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour, Uncategorized, Unusual accountability, ad, ads, advertising, amusing, balls, bull, classified ad, classified ads, classified advertisements, classified adverts, classifieds, Comedy, demo, diet, diets, education, employment, Entertainment, fools, funny, hams, Humor, Humour, idiots, knife throwing, Misc, Miscellaneous, morons, newspaper ads, newspaper classifieds, People, Random, real people, real stories, rich individual, shrimp, stupid, stupid people, stupidity, thank you card, the 3 E's, tire swing, titanic canoe rental, toilet roll, totanic, toy yoda, Toyota, turket shoot, Turkey, urinated

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Another short selection of some of the silliest classified ads ever made.

How the people who constructed these didn’t see anything wrong with them I just don’t know. They obviously were reading what was in their head, not what was written down in front of them.

Still, it wasn’t a total waste of time. It’s given us something to smile about.

Enjoy.

PS: John, if you are reading this, there’s one of these suspiciously like the photo you use 🙂

classad_Susiechangedhershirt — I do believe she has changed her shirt!

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Twenty-One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 30, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour, Uncategorized, Unusual ad, ads, amusing, Bat, blt, bowel, bowl, chicken broth, classified ad, classified ads, classified advertisements, classified adverts, classifieds, Comedy, doorbell, eggshell, emulsion, Entertainment, fools, funny, gloss, hormones, Humor, Humour, idiots, lotion, lunch buffet, Misc, Miscellaneous, morons, newspaper, newspaper ads, newspaper advertisements, newspaper classifieds, newspapers, paint, Random, saliva tests, sandwich, scam, scamline, scammed, scented, semi gloss, semi gross, septic, septic chicken broth, seriously scented, shovel, silent, smoke alarm, spakling wines, sparkling wines, stupid, stupid people, stupidity

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Hurrah!

They’ve come of age.

This is the twenty-first edition of the worst classified ads in the world, or at least that small bit of the world that I come into contact with. If you have as good or as bad as these please feel free to send them over.

Enjoy.

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CLASSIFIED: For Your Eyes Only, Part Twenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 23, 2013 fasab Bloopers, CLASSIFIED, comedy, Humour, Uncategorized, Unusual advertisements, advertising, amusing, but one get one free, butt milk, buttermilk biscuits, classified ads, classifieds, Comedy, ear, Entertainment, fools, free lunch, funny, Humor, Humour, idiots, inhale, Misc, Miscellaneous, morons, newspaper, newspaper ads, newspaper classifieds, newspapers, optional accessories, passing gas, pee baked, People, picnic feast, pooh siftin, pumpkin pie, quality photographs, quickie lickie, Random, scales, stupid, stupid people, stupidity, weight

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My goodness! What started off at a quick amusing look at classified ads that went horribly wrong, has turned into a major series on the fasab blog. And it seems to be quite popular too. Thanks to everyone who calls in to read these.

And why shouldn’t they be popular? They show the raw stupidity of people. Don’t forget that usually a lot of time and effort is spent “perfecting” these horrors before they are sent for publication.

Here’s some more.

Enjoy!