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And they said it wouldn’t last.
Yes we are at part twenty-three of the classified ad disasters and the stupidity shows no sign of abating – thank goodness.
Here’s the latest batch.
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and finally, at last a sport I could do really well,
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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My goodness! What started off at a quick amusing look at classified ads that went horribly wrong, has turned into a major series on the fasab blog. And it seems to be quite popular too. Thanks to everyone who calls in to read these.
And why shouldn’t they be popular? They show the raw stupidity of people. Don’t forget that usually a lot of time and effort is spent “perfecting” these horrors before they are sent for publication.
Here’s some more.
Enjoy!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Classified ads day.
Time to present another selection of classified ads that should be classified as something else.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Welcome to the latest batch of classified ads that failed the one simple test that all advertisements should pass
– did it say what it was supposed to say?
These didn’t.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Here we go with another bunch of classified ads.
They looked perfect, but not to most people.
Enjoy.
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Remember the good old days?
In these difficult times there is a great comfort in looking back and remember how idyllic things were in the past. It is a place where all the summers were warm and sunny and the winters picturesque and pleasant.
At election times political candidates always like to remind us of times past and how good they were, implying that if they are elected they will see that all returns again to the way it was.
Certainly some things were a lot better in many ways, but there are also a lot of things that were wrong too.
It’s a subject I will probably return to again, but in the meantime here are a few old advertisements to remind you of how it used to be.
Reminisce and enjoy!
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Welcome to another edition of the classified ads. Those advertisements that didn’t quite turn out as planned in the minds of those who devised them.
The first one reminded me of a small take-away Chinese establishment in a town near where I used to live. A friend and I stopped off there on the way home from work one evening, both of us hungry but not wanting to waste the time going for a sit-down meal.
We ordered our food and all went well. The take-away had an excellent reputation for producing good food and it was always very busy.
Sure enough after about ten minutes or so our ticket was called and I went up to the counter to collect.
It wasn’t the usual girl on duty that evening, but a small rather elderly Chinese lady.
Had it been the usual girl she would have known to pack some utensils, like a plastic fork, in the bag, but instead the little Chinese lady looked up into my face and asked in a heavily accented but loud voice for all to hear,
“D’ya wanna fok?”
There was momentary silence, no one quite knowing what they thought they had heard. Then my mouth got in the way of good sense and I said, “No thanks, I’m just in to get something to eat.”
Then everyone laughed and I made my way out of the place before any further conversation or explanation.
As it turns out the joke was on me in the end because I left without getting a ‘fok’ so the meal had to wait until I got home.
So that by way of anecdotal introduction leads us nicely to today’s classifieds.
Enjoy!
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You would think that nothing would be easier than to think up a short ad for your business or something you had to sell. I mean, why blow lots of cash on advertising companies?
This could help explain why.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Time for a few more examples of the intellectualy challenged making life a bit more difficult for themselves than it should be.
Think that advertising your stuff for sale is easy? Nope, not for everyone.
Read on and enjoy.
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And finally for today, the sad case of Mr R D Jones and Mrs Kelly whose happy relationship was destroyed by the idiots in his newspaper classified ads section….
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german Shepherd, puppy, puppies, “Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Today Part Thirteen of our look at the Classified Ads that turned out a little bit differently than originally planned.
Verification in print that stupidity is alive and well.
Enjoy!
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